Previously:

Tina: So I guess this means you’re moving into Al’s place, right, Dana?

Dana gives Alice a scared look, but manages to make a fake smile to everyone else.

Ch. 6

Dana and Alice at Alice’s apartment.

Dana carries in a box full of her DVDs and CDs.

Dana: So how much stuff am I actually going to move into your place, before we tell everyone this was just a joke?

Alice: Everything.

Alice rolls Dana’s luggage to beside the couch.

Dana: Isn’t that like a lot of work for a joke?

Alice: Hey, it was your idea.  Besides, I figure we could live together for at least a week before we burst the bubble.

Dana: Do you think we could actually survive a week together, especially, considering last night?

Alice: Hey, I wasn’t the one playing gropey gropey.

Dana: That wasn’t my fault.  I’m used to having my own bed.

Alice: So you grope invisible woman in your sleep?

Dana: No! I like to snuggle with my teddy bear.

Alice: Felt more like groping to me.

Dana: You didn’t seem to mind.

Alice: That’s because you were still asleep and I didn’t want you punching me in the face if I suddenly woke you up.

Dana: Still, if you had just slept on the couch like I suggested, nothing would have happened.

Alice: In my own apartment?

Dana: I told you. I don’t do couches.

Alice (muttering under her breath): But apparently teddy bears are okay.

Dana: What was that?

Alice: Nothing.

Dana: It better be.  Otherwise, you’re sleeping on the couch for the whole week.

Alice: Not in my own apartment.

Dana: Fine, then you can’t hold me responsible for anything I do in my sleep.

Alice: What’s that supposed to mean?  Are you gonna cop some more feels?

Dana: I don’t cop feels. 

Alice: No. You’re right.  You blatantly grope.

Dana: Remind me again why we’re doing this?

Alice: To teach everyone a lesson.

Dana: It seems like we’re suffering more than they are.

Alice: That’s only because you can’t admit to your nighttime touching sprees.