Tina: im starving but Id rather know what happened. Have you saw the paper today Al?

Dana shot her hand up in the air like it was a competition

Dana: I have!!

Everyone started laughing at the brunette which made her laugh aswell. Tina got up out of her chair and handed Alice the paper. She read the headline aloud…

Alice: Fair-bonks best friend Twice!

Dana: they’re talking about me and you Al when we “bonked” in your mini!

Alice: yes Dana im aware of that now what are we going to do? Any ideas guys?

Bette: I don’t think there is much you can do, I think it’s a matter of waiting on the next big thing to happen and they will forget about it.

Alice then read what it said…

Alice: Professional Tennis star Dana Fairbanks went behind her fiancés back to sleep with her best friend Alice Pieszecki in her mini twice in the one day.  They were caught red handed yesterday by Officer Petty at a garage in West Hollywood. Officer Petty said, “I was told about a few complaints over my radio and went to check it out. I got out of my car and went over to the mini where they were both naked. When I got them out I didn’t realize it was Dana Fairbanks until we were on our way to the station. They then told me that they weren’t having sex, Dana had a sore back and Alice was giving her a massage. I knew it wasn’t true but it was funny letting her go on with the story.

Alice then read into herself for a while and started again

Alice: once they got out of Jail you would think that they would learn they’re lesson but they again went back and again got it on in the mini, this time we were prepared and we now have a tape of it here at the newspaper. If would like to see some clips log on to our website.

Alice: holy shit are they allowed to show that? That’s our privacy. Wait when did you see the paper Dana?

Dana: When you were doing your show.

Alice: is that why you got drunk?

Dana: don’t be silly Alice I got drunk because I drunk to many alcohol!