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It Takes a Village: A Note from Tina
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"What kind of special, Helena?" Alice asked. Alice took a seat behind her computer.
"I don’t know. Just something special. She’s been the best, most wonderful woman I’ve ever been with and I just want to do something nice for her." Helena flopped onto the couch, running her fingers through her hair. She really did want to do something really special for Bette. Every date they had been on, Bette paid for it. Bette was such a giving woman and she really wanted to do something for the woman that she was starting to love.
"Um…let’s think…you can shut down the Planet for her. I’m sure Kit can handle that."
"No, that’s not enough." Shutting down the Planet was too practical, though she knew Bette wouldn’t mind that.
"How about you call your mother, ask her to set up a flight for you and Bette to Paris, or Italy or something? I’m sure your mother would be cool with it. She loves Bette and she will love the fact that you’re humping her…"
"Alice! So crass!"
"Seriously, I think your mother will be excited about it. And Bette has a week long vacation starting Monday."
"And you think Bette won’t think it’s too much." It was a bit much, but Bette deserved it in Helena’s mind. She deserved more than that.
"I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure she’ll appreciate it either way."
"You’re such a good friend, Alice."
"I know. I didn’t think anybody would recognize it." Helena rolled her eyes, "Now, go…call Mommie Dearest." Helena took the phone in the kitchen and dialed her mother’s number.
"Hello? Hello? Blasted telephone…piece of shit…"
"Mother?"
"Yes, darling. This phone…why don’t we all just send letters instead."
"Mother, I have a favor to ask."
"A favor? Any sexual harassment charges recently?"
"No, Mummy." Helena rolled her eyes, "It’s about Bette."
"Bette? As in Bette Porter?"
"Yes."
"Well, go ahead."
"I’d like to take her to Italy."
"For what, to hang her or torture her where no one will find her?"
"God, no Mummy!"
"Well, I thought you hated her."
"No, the exact opposite actually. She and I have been dating for a month now."
"Oh, well isn’t that just lovely. You’ve finally found someone worth the time. Now, what’s this about Italy."
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Ohhhhh…Tina better not try anything with Bette…I can’t wait til Shane finds out that Megan is with Carmen. And I can’t wait to see the action between Helena and Bette when they arrive in Italy…PPS!
^^^^^ What she said! LOL
Ugh.. I agree with Akira.. Tina needs to stop!
Even though I am a true Tibetter, Helena and Bette are too funny together. Not trusting Tina. Hopefully Shane will be able to see Carmen around, and hopefully Carmen will be able to handle it, and not dump Megan.
Bad Bad Bad idea Bette!!! Stay away from Tina. Things are going so well w/ Bette and Helena that i think now is a bad time to get into Tina’s issues. If Bette is smart she’ll tell Helena about the letter and let her know that she has no intention of going to dinner alone w/ Tina. If Tina wants to talk to Bette she can do it when they are dropping off and picking up Angie; that way it’s not as intimate as a dinner. Just my 2 cents. Love your writing by the way. i had to go to the first chapter and catch up and now I’m hooked. PPS!
Do u think u could jack T up with someone really HOT so she doesn’t give a a rat’s arse what Bette and Hel are up to????
yeh! i agree with rau…in fact, why don’t you write the show’s episodes, and then do just that. set tina up with some hottie (grrl pref:) and then i’ll go dancing in the streets. i love the return of carmen in this story…it’d be super cool if she never got with shane at all, and just stayed her distance.
Great chapter once again. Glad to see Caren is welcomed back in the group without hesitation and I also am curious to see how Shane is going o react later on. Now what is Da Queena T up to this time? She better not try to get back with Bette, she had her chance and blew it big time!!PPS
Helena and Bette! I always said they would be the perfect power couple! Good update, PPS
Ok, let T tell Bette she has moved on with whomever, and that Bette is a great friend and mom and she wishes her happiness with Helena. Yeah right!
That exchange between Helena and Mama P was hilarious, and little Boo is impossibly cute. Now just what is Tina up to?
I so agree with Rau. Great Update!!!!!!!! Thanks PPS