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    The L Wing — chapter 189

    THE L WING – Chapter 189

     

    Narration of First Lady Tina Kennard Porter

    Chapter 189: Guess whose coming to dinner.

     

     

    NO FUCKING WAY!

     

     

     

    My sister and – no – this is not happening. I am still asleep after making love with Bette. Its hallucinations caused by too many cookies – my mother has started putting magic mushrooms in the cookies and coupled with an orgasm and a shower – I am seeing things.

     

    Bette puts her arm round me

     

    “Tina “

     

    “I am not seeing this “

     

    “You are babe “

     

    “It’s impossible “

     

    “It’s an unlike pairing “Bette says in her understated way.

     

    “Tell me this is a hallucination “

     

    “Well if it is – I’m getting it as well “

     

    “Bette “

     

    “Yes honey – your baby sister looks like she is dating Alice Pieszecki “

     

    Emma comes fussing back into the room

     

     

    “What are you two looking at – Tina – you should not worry about your old car – Bette – make her sit and eat her food “
    “Eh mom – you need to see who Lucy is dating “

     

     

    My mom comes across and glances out of the window. There is a pause and then a very notable short intake of breathe

    “Bette – is that your – more troublesome colleague “Perfect description – the biggest fucking

    piece of trouble that Bette has in her life. God this is going to be a freaking nightmare – I am going to have to break bread with bloody Alice Pieszecki – great – happy anniversary mom and dad.

     

    “Yes – she is my oldest friend “

     

    “Oldest – how old is she Bette?”

    “39 “Bette says with perfect calmness – a calmness that I do not feel.

     

    “That is much older than Lucy “

     

    “Yes “

     

    Mom turns and goes back into the kitchen – no doubt to tell dad the good news.

     

    We don’t have time to debate this further because they come down the path and enter the house. Bette turns and regards the two of them.

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    Comments

    1. Ehh, Alice is still being such an asshole to Tina. After all the times she was all up with her opinions of Bette and Tina’s relationship that was absoultely none of her business.. all of which pretty much painted Tina as evil and Bette as perfect but weak and led astray by Tina. I really don’t want to see Tina try to work anything out with Alice because she really has done nothing wrong. I think Bette and Tina should play hands off on this one and let this relationship crash and burn on its own.

    2. Thanks for this update. I can’t wait for Tina and Alice to start getting along again. They were pretty good friends and need to patch things up quickly. Alice is just misuderstood sometimes I believe. I really do think she cares very deeply for Bette and knows Tina is good for her. Let her show B&T how good she can be with Lucy and let Tina cut her a break. :)

    3. I’d love for Tina and Lucy or Bette and Lucy to have a heart to heart to find out what she feels about her attraction to older women. And I was just glad it wasn’t Bette’s new younger sister. thanks for the chapter it was fun. Alice does need to chill out with her opinions about EVERYTHING.

    4. i absolutely do not agree with what alice said about tina; imo alice has been possessive of bette and didn’t like tina getting with bette from the get go. also, al had that affair with helena while hel and t were 2gether; now i think she’s using lucy to get back at tina again; sorry but if i was bette i would have kicked al’s sorry ass to siberia long ago…once a cheater always a cheater and all i predict is more trouble…tina has a right to be wary, the woman can’t even put out a cigarette without orders from the commander-in-chief, she shows the heights of disrespect for tina because imo, she’s downright jealous of tina and possibly so is lucy, put her back in the salt mines

    5. Eeek…my guess was right!!!! Alice in the family may end up making Tina and Bette miserable, but it will certainly be fun to read, and I’m selfish like that.

    6. Wow, Lucy and Alice sitting in the tree!! They will make an interesting and yet good couple I think! I admire Bette’s attitude in this and yet understand Tina’s reaction as well. But hopefully all will be well and Alice will quit being an ass to Tina and become her friend again! I think it was jealousy issues! PPS

    7. Gross, but I guess you don’t choose who you fall in love with. Why does Al have to be such a bitch all the time with all the negativity about the birth. PPS

    8. LOL@salt mines! This is one of those times I think it would be best for me to sit back and watch the train wreck happen and wait for the mess to be cleaned up.

    9. Gold star for me-I guessed Alice. And she still has my sympathy. I find Bette and Tina rather loathsome when they become such fucking autocrats. They, at least according to the theory laid out in the Constitution, can’t behave that way in governing the country, it’s even less attractive when they behave that way in private life. Everybody’s point of view, everybody’s opinion is valid except for Alice’s, who is Bette’s oldest friend. Or was Bette’s oldest friend. It’s great that Bette and Tina are so in love. Too bad it’s something that isolates them from those who have worked hard for them, cared about them, sacrificed for them. I’m amazed that Alice has stuck around for so much abuse. She must really care about Bette to do so, despite all the shit they make her eat.

    10. WOW good one Ally, Alice and Lucy, didn’t see this coming, and like it. Hope Alice and Tina will have a talk and work thing out between them. Anyway please post soon, thanks!

    11. Hey Ally, You are such a sneaky and wonderful writer. Thank you for bringing Alice right back into Bette and Tina’s lives. There is much under the bridge here and I am sure that Alice is in a relationship with Lucy because she feels something for her and not to hurt Bette and Tina. Alice and Lucy do share so much given their friendships and relationships with Bette and Tina. The meal was fraught but they all got through it. Can’t wait to see how you turn the temperature up on this pressure cooker. Let the good times blow. Hee. hee, hee. Always the mistress of these melodramas. Please continue this soon. I just simply love you and your work. Thank you so much. Your Loyal Fan.

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