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We don’t need ’17 reasons’ why Bette and Tina should get back together
By Antonia Matheson
“Tina, it’s no good, you’ll have to go.”
“What?”
“To Bette’s house. She won’t listen to anyone else, you’ll have to go.”
“What are you talking about Alice? I’m at work, did something happen?”
“Well, that’s just it, we don’t know. Bette hasn’t been at work all week, and she won’t answer the phone. We know she’s at home because we tried to get in to see if she’s ok because her car is there? But, all we got was her shouting to be left alone. So we know she’s alive, but something is seriously wrong, and she won’t come out, and she won’t tell us what it is. So you have to go.”
“Alice can this wait til I’m finished work?”
“Well… yeh, I guess. But I don’t think you understand the seriousness of the situation.”
“You mean the fact that she hasn’t left the house all week?”
“Well, yeh, ok maybe you do. But, see, we figure she must be about to run out of food, or toilet roll or something soon.”
“How do you know she isn’t ordering in, or she didn’t sneak out when you weren’t looking.”
“Because Helena and I have been on stake-out all week.”
“You’ve what?!”
“Stake-out. You know, where you sit in a car parked on the opposite side if the road, eating doughnuts and using binoculars…”
“I know what a stake-out is Alice. You’ve been watching the house ?”
“Oh yeh.”
“Constantly?”
“Well, no, I mean, yes, but Shane and Jenny take over when we need to like shower or whatever.”
“Oh my god. Alice that’s insane!”
“I know! That’s why you have to come! We have to clean this car out, Helena is really clumsy,” she looked at Helena who glared at her through slitted eyes, “there’s coffee all over everything – I think we broke the walkie-talkies Max lent us – and I need to sleep horizontally before I do permanent damage to some vertebrae or something.”
“Alice did you call Kit?”
“Yeeees, of course we did. But Kit’s still mad at her. She says that as long as Bette is still able to shout at us through the window, she’s not worried.”
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I loved it. The Alice and Helena stuff made me laugh,I wish IC would use some of what you wrote here. Please continue to post.
Thanks for this sharply written, emotionally satisfying, and totally believable conclusion to the Tibette saga. I’m not expecting anything half as good from IC in Season 5.
that was brilliant my friend and you write so beautifully, your story arouses so many emotions in me that i can’t contain, love is the only thing that i see when i read such wonderful story like yours, thank you for doing this from the bottom of my heart, actually people like you who keep us alert to these kinds of precious feelings.loev
A stake out sounds interesting. Do you think as fans of Tibette that we can perform a stake out at ic’s house and have her rewrite the season so that Tibette is just that, Tibette.
Loved it!
awesome chapter loved it thanks you for sharing
Hell yeah!!! It’s interesting that you used the name “Olivia” as it is the name of the actress that plays Angelica…
What a great story! How awesome would it be if thats what really happened? Early on in season 5 ofcourse. I love your writing!
Wonderful! Simply wonderful!
Why can’t you write for the show?
Brilliant chapter, loved everything about it. Would love to see you continue!
This is great, funny about Alice and Helena, they are crazy lol. Love this B&T and hope this will happen on the show soon, get B&T back together is everyone dream and hope it come truth soon. Anyway that was awesome and love it, thanks for sharing this story with us and hope to see you soon with the new story, thanks!
Oh and does Olivia stand for Angelica?
Hey I love it. That’s really great and well written… Can’t wait to read more…
mmmm okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Thanks guys, you’re too kind :) Yes, er, Olivia IS the real kids name (ahem). Now see, the showering part DOES happen… but I was rather eager just to get this part of the story online, and work from there. The more people we can get to rave about how this pair ought to be together the better (if you catch my drift). Of course their life would never be plain sailing, but god I don’t know about you guys, I myself need some hope to come out of this series! Although Kristianna Loken has helped somewhat.
please, please, please let this be a script from s5. could we get so lucky. very nicely done, thank you.
You are great writer! Why haven’t we seen more from you? This was pitch perfect. All characters were consistent to their core selves in their actions and reactions, and yet there was humor and a bit of credible drama. Perhaps IC and Co. need some help from you. Thanks!
Do we get to read about the weekend? ;D
What a great chapter!
Yeh, ok… since my ego’s being stroked, I guess I can reveal a shower scene and a fantastic weekend away for them both ;) It won’t be til next week now though folks. But it will happen.
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!! Great chapter. Love this and please post more. PPS
Your Bette is hopelessly and pathetically adorable. Maybe Tina should have made her shower first, though. Charming. Thank you.
I so loved this!!!!!! Thank you PPVS
LOVE IT! :) Thanks
Love this! Thanks for sharing.