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    A Day

    It’s a normal day for me.

     

    Breakfast. Play. Lunch. Nap. Play. Dinner.

     

    Art time is supposed to be all times.

     

    What do they expect? More pictures? They have pictures all over the house. They bring in new pictures all the time. Why would they want my pictures?

     

    Now they expect me to know when i’ve seen a picture before. What?

     

    I put jelly on the frames.

     

    Sometimes peanut butter, but sometimes that gets seen and washed off.

     

    If the picture tastes good, i’ve seen it before.

     

    Momma b bumble b says i’m a genius.

     

    Like she’d know. She’s busy playing with jodi. They have special playtime and i can’t come in the room.

     

    Momma t’s on a date.

     

    Momma t doesn’t have special playtimes.

     

    Maybe momma t had them with henry, but that was so long ago and i don’t remember. Besides, henry was a boy, and what girl would have special playtimes with a boy?

     

    I’m not sure what a date is, but aunt alice told me. She tells me everything. I never know what she’s talking about.

     

    Aunt alice says i’ll be able to read all of this myself when i can read because it’s online. I probably won’t know what it means then, either.

     

    Anyway, i don’t care what it all means. I want a momma home than have my mommies out.

     

    Aunt alice said that my mommies used to both live here. That’s silly. There’s only one room besides mine. Where would jodi sleep?

     

    Besides, if both my mommies lived here, i’d only have one home. That’s weird.

     

    Maybe could have one room and momma t the other and i’d live next door with shane. I like when shane babysits. She had lots of friends. I meet new people all the time with shane.

     

    But shane’s not here. Aunt alice isn’t here. Auntie kit isn’t here. Just me. The baby.

     

    The baby and the art.

     

    I’m supposed to make my own art. Art bad. Art poo poo.

     

    All the new pictures are ready for when they go away.

     

    I put some extra jelly on momma b’s books. She laughs when i pick up books. She laughed more for some of them. I made her funny books tasty to i can find them again.

     

    I think they forgot i don’t have a manny anymore.

     

    So, here i am. Home alone.

     

    My name’s angelica, and i’m a baby.

     

    the end.

    Comments

    1. Like to stay with Shane,she has lots of friends. Remember that Bette andJodie might just be in the bedroon. they shouldn’t leave a baby. Bette knows bette. thanks

    2. Gosh. What *are* they doing for child care? This show has no continuity at all. I guess she’s at a pricey day care most of the time? Or something? I really liked this, pseud. Thanks

    3. ROFL, love the angie’s thoughts so adorable…yep jenny writing is poopoo too!i was thinking all the time we see bette and tina out, no angus, kit is always around who the hell is with BOO? i think tina got a nanny or sitter, plus angie is probably some type of preschool she is 3 and hates art,lolololol.. we need more of boo’s snippets

    4. This was sooo funny. I rarely laugh out loud when reading, but I was chortling so loudly that I think the neighbors heard. Angelica and her jelly–she’s so smart she should be running that pretentious pre-school.

    5. well for me as a mom the whole getting out of the pool scene and getting that scuba diver suit off of her and having her pee and put her to nappies, WTF??? unless she let her sleep in the scuba suit and threw a diaper over her and threw her in bed that is the only way she got her in bed that quick!!! but the lengths b will go to see t, is huge!!! this cracked me up. thx

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