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Angelica Kennard – Version Two
Angelica Kennard
Hello! I am Angelica Kennard, also known as Angie. I guess you guys all know me as the daughter of the most fabolous couple ever? Bette Porter and Tina Kennard? Does it ring a bell?
I have to tell you, I am upset. I am really upset. It is about time that my mommies hook up together again, but please no details. We get to see that enough. Seriously, what kid wants to see her parents have sex? Do you want to know those details about yours? I’m telling you, you’re kinda sick if you do.
Bette Porter and Tina Kennard belong together. I can’t understand why mama B is with other women than mama T, like that Jodi! I mean, she may be a good person and all, but she keeps my mommies away from each other! And to be honest, I don’t really like Jodi. But don’t tell anyone. She’s just this artist kinda person, you know, stubborn, always trying to get what she wants, and thinking she is like special. Because she’s an artist. And she’s deaf. And gay.
Mama T is out of her mind, dating that Henry guy! Ugh, he’s just disgusting. I don’t like them together. It is just so frustrating that I am still this small, or I would tell my mommies off! But no, I am baby Angelica and I should just shut up and be cute. I told Ilene a dozen of times I want my own voice, but she won’t give it to me. I have feelings too, you know!
The thing is, they can’t let me speak too much, and certainly not wise words that could make my mommies to sense, because it wouldn’t be right. I am supposed to shut up and be cute because that is what kids at my age do. They don’t talk. They don’t understand the world of the adults.
Look, I know I am just a character in a tv series, but that doen’t mean that I’m not real. The thing is, you just don’t have a say in what the writers do to you. That’s so unfair: the actors can say ‘but my character wouldn’t do that’ or ‘my character would so do that’, but the characters themselves have to be quiet!
So, I would really like to talk to Ilene. She has played with my mommies for too long now. It’s clear they belong to each other, we’ve always known that. So, in stead of always hooking them up with other bitches and assholes, she’d better put the two of them together. It’s not funny anymore. It gets annoying. I mean, we all know that they’ll be together in the end, right? Right. So, what’s the point in making it last so long? Huh?
I also want to report something else that is totally not fair. The fans get a say in how they want it all to end, Ilene will listen to the fans, give them an ending they want.
The fans. And what about the characters themselves? How about us? We are always forgotten, and I am sick of that. That is why I want to talk to you all, I want to tell you that you’d better make sure mama T and mama B get back together. You have the power, so use it!
I really should go now. Ilene doesn’t know I didn’t follow her shut up and be cute orders. Well, ok, shut up is not entirely true. But if I get to say something, it is to be even more cute. And it has to stop.
So, you better all make sure they get back together! Promise! Do it for me! Make a baby happy!
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Yes posting this comment quick, cause I already read it the first time around. But will still say, you haven’t disappointed in the least. Angie continues to be cute, and so damn funny referencing Ilene! Hee Hee