Bette decided to leave for the day when Tina had left. She was going to the planet and to see her crazy friends. She knew they would be there.

Shane: Alice why do you always think every person I talk to I want to fuck them?

Alice: Because you do. Do you not?

Shane: Well I am talking to Dana and you right now, so does that mean I want to fuck you two?

Alice: Of course it does but you know that we both are off the market.

Shane: And God bless Tasha for taking you off the market!

Bette: Amen to that!

Alice: Fuck you both. And what the hell are you doing here doing the day and why to you look so giddy?

Bette: What can a woman not be happy to see her friends?

Alice: No you can not so what’s going on Porter. And you know I will not stop asking until you tell me.

Shane: Please Bette just tell her. Because I know know of us want to hear Alice whine.

Bette: I am only telling you because Shane is right I do not want to hear you whine.

Alice: Just tell us already!!!

Bette: I met someone.

Alice: Who?

Bette: You just ask why I was so giddy and that’s why, so I answered your question Al so no more info for you.

Alice: That’s a bullshit answer Porter now tell us who it is.

Dana: Hey guys I have to get to the club so I will see all of you later, bye

Bette/Shane: Bye Dane

Alice: Dana don’t you want to know who Bette’s crush is?

Dana: I’m sure you will tell me later Alice

Alice: Damn right I will tell you, bye

Dana: Bye

Alice: Okay Porter spill it

Bette: Fine Alice I will tell you because this is one time you are not going to know this person.

Alice: Don’t bet own it.

Bette: Whatever, but her name is Tina Kennard.

Alice: Jokes on you Porter I do know her, well I know of her.

Bette: How the hell do you know of her?

Alice: (Alice was happy to know the info that Bette didn’t think she knew) because I have been trying to get her on the phone to do and interview, for my article of the youngest vice presidents of major companies.

Bette: Tina is not vice president she is the executive director of development.

Alice: You are only half right Bette. They gave her the VP job about 6 months ago but she still continues to hold her old job also.

Bette: Well, I didn’t know she didn’t say anything to me about it.

Shane: Maybe she just didn’t want to make a big deal about it.

Bette: Yeah maybe.

Alice: Okay, Porter how hot is she?

Bette: Alice why does that matter?

Alice: Because I have only seen a picture of her and the picture was not that clear and plus you are hot for her.

Shane: Oh come on Al just because Bette is happy and giddy does not mean she is hot for her.

Alice: Porter tell Shane how you are hot for Ms. Tina Kennard.

Bette: Shane this hurts me to say this but Alice is right. Tina is beautiful and she is very hot.

Alice: Bette when are you going to see her again?

Bette: I do not know Alice but why do I get the feeling you want something.

Alice: Well my friend you could ask her about my interview for me since I can not get past that damn gate at the studios.

Bette: Alice I just fucking met her and you want me to ask her for a favor.

Alice: Yes.

Bette: I am leaving and I will not being asking her, sorry Al.

Alice: Screw you Porter!

Bette: You wished.

  Shane was laughing at their friends.