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Marathon- season 1-5
“Hi babe, where are you?” Tina asked coming through the door.
“I’m in the living room” came Bette’s muffled voice.
Tina went to the living room to find Bette looking intensely on the TV screen, “What’re you watching?” she asked while leaning down to kiss her. Bette wore her yoga pants and a wife beater ‘god she looks good’ Tina thought. She looked on the television screen for a moment and then at Bette again, “really, again?” she asked.
“We only saw until the middle of the second season last time. I want to see everything, come on lets watch it. It’ll be fun.” Bette gave her a smile and patted the place next to her on the sofa. Tina shook her head and sat down. “Well you’re the one who wanted to stop after the ultrasound sex, not me.” Tina said with a smile.
“Yeah well… who wants to hear that damn line about sex not changing anything, we’re in a good place bla bla… fucking Ilene, who says that??” Bette mumbled getting angry again. Tina smiled, her hand caressing Bette’s back, ‘god she’s so cute’ she thought but knew better then to say anything.
“Look it’s when you’re telling me about the ultrasound and we’re having tea! Lets enjoy this moment before that woman comes to interrupt us. Look at me I’m so happy. I look good.” Bette said, sounding very pleased, “Who knew I’ll look so good in pink?” Tina smiled; she had to admit Bette did look good then, whom was she kidding? Bette always looked great.
“Honestly, T, I don’t know how you resisted me. Really I mean look how GOOD I looked! See how I’m controlling the board meeting. God I’m good! How can someone resist me?” Bette continued.
“I don’t know baby, I really don’t.” Tina answered with a twinkle in her eyes, ‘she’s too much’. Tina was lost at thought looking at Bette she didn’t even noticed the TV.
“Fucking bitch” she heard Bette. And looked at the screen to see Helena trying to get her on the table when they were looking at houses for Helena. She looked at Bette again, her thumb caressing her chick and leaned down to kiss her neck “You are SO much better babe.” She said while kissing her jaw line.
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(38 votes, average: 3.47 out of 5)
This was very well written. You have pointed out all the frustrations of the Tibette fans over the course of 5 seasons of the L word with a nice twist of humour. Loved it!! Please write more Thanks! P.S. And I agree Season 3 did not happen!! IC better not mess with Tibette in S6 or else there will be hell to pay !!
That was hilarious. Yeah f***ing Ic. Just let Bette and Tina write season 6 because all the important people will be there even Dana, oh and maybe Bette’s mom and Tina’s family.
Very interesting take…let’s hope Ilene gives us only happy TiBette!
That was funny and cute, love it!
loved this! can’t wait for season 6. Wish i could be a fly on their wall during the bedtime story-reading.
I must admit, I ‘m a little afraid of what Ilene has in mind for season 6. And season 3 is dead to me as well. lol! I still can not bring myself to buy it. Bette is funny in this story. so self centered. Will you continue as the last season airs or just speculate on what you think should happen?
Very cute. I can’t wait to see what she has in store for us in S6.
“Well It’s the last season no one to answer to if she would kill one of us of, probably think it an heroic ending.” AN heroic??? LOL!!!!!! We definitely don’t need any characters to become an heroes, no matter how many times their iPods may get stolen.
Loved this. I know Jennifer Beals is straight but you gotta admit that her and Laurel Holloman look like a couple whenever their together. Ilene better no mess with them in season six,she already put us through season 2&3 that was enough torture.
LMAO!!!! I needed this. Thank you!! You wrote what we are think about what Ilene has done to our two favorite characters. Season 3 was a bad dream, and what you wrote about Jodi was a riot. I could visualize B&T while I read, that’s great writing. I hope you post again soon.