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Look On The Brightside: Five Days
JUST SAY NO! (aka FIVE DAYS)
"Bette Porter!" A frustrated scream rang through the house.
Shit, Bette sat on their bed and cringed, knowing full well what Tina’s tone meant. She was in trouble. She didn’t have the slightest clue on what she did, but whatever it was, it wasn’t in Tina’s liking. She heard hurried, angry steps heading towards their bedroom, followed by the quick opening and closing of the door. Bette flinched as she felt the vibrations caused by the impact of the door being slammed shut hard. She looked at her fiancee, whose face was all red and fuming in anger. Her eyes traveled the length of Tina’s flushed neck, where she observed the prominent veins on the verge of popping out. If Tina didn’t have that murderous look in her eyes, Bette was sure she would’ve been so turned on by now.
"Yes Tee?" She said a little slowly and unsure.
Tina’s chest heaved up and down, eyeing her soon-to-be-wife in irritation. "You have to stop doing that." She said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Doing what exactly?" Bette asked a little cautiously, afraid to push Tina further into anger.
Tina sighed exasperatedly. "Deflecting Angie to me." She saw the confusion in Bette’s eyes and explained a little further. "When she asks you for something that you find hard saying no to," She eyed Bette angrily. "You constantly deflect her to me so that I’ll be the one stuck with the hard job of rejecting the wants and whims of our child."
Oh, Bette thought, so this is what this whole thing was about. Earlier over breakfast, Angie animatedly recounted to her a story about her classmate in pre-school and his misadventures with the monkey he had as a pet. As Bette expected, Angie began asking for a monkey of her own as soon as she finished with her little story. Of course, Bette resorted to what she usually did in situations like this. She told her daughter to ask her mommy about it when she stepped out of the shower, knowing fully well that Tina will flat out reject the idea. What could she say? She knew she was so whipped, and with each passing day, she found it increasingly hard to say no and risk breaking her daughter’s heart. So Tina was right, she constantly deflected Angie to her. "I’m sorry." She said tentatively, a small trace of regret in her voice.
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(24 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Thank you so much for the laugh! That story was soooooo cute! jinjur
HILARIOUS!!!! Guess T’s gonna have to step in.
just say NO… OMG this was to funny..
ROFLMAO!!!! Has Bette never heard of the slogan “Just say NO!” This is just too funny. Poor Tina. Please continue this story :)
hahahaheheheh, this really brighten up my day. Thank you, Md
Boy does Angie have Bette’s number or what? Bette better learn to say no or she will be all alone. That was hilarious.
ROFL at bette’s don’t ask,lol :)PPS too funny…
Too funny. Poor Bette, the Kennard women sure do have her number. But she’s gotta be strong, Angie cannot have everything she wants. Looks like Mama T is going to have to step in.
LMAO…PRICELESS
oooh so cute … I love it I love it
that was hilarious :-) Bette just can’t say No to her Boo can she.
OMG…this was soooo funny…
That was way too funny!!!
That was so hilarious and enjoyable. Thank you.
Poor, poor Bette. Her “don’t ask” admonition/request that ended each day was truly a LOL moment, especially when she was bawling like a child on Day Five. Yeah, waaay too funny! Thanks, Alchemy10!!!
OMG That was so funny and poor Bette!
Awesome and so, so funny! I needed all these today!