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Twelfth Night ~ A “Backstory” Holiday Tale
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Tina had promised Bette that, during the then-upcoming weekend, they could go over the Christmas arrangements. When she had made the promise, she feared she was being overly optimistic so she was relieved when she realized that she could.
That morning, Tina had been able to sleep late because Bette had tiptoed around their bedroom when she arose and had kept everyone in the house quiet and away from Tina. The blonde had needed the extra sleep. She now sat at the table in their kitchen sipping a second cup of the coffee Bette had brewed especially for her from Tina’s favorite freshly ground beans.
Bette also sat at the table, her thumbs flying on the small keyboard of her Blackberry as she replied to emails.
“And you accuse me of being a workaholic?” Tina teased.
Bette immediately stopped typing and looked up at Tina as she placed the electronic device on the table, “Just productively using my time while waiting for you to wake up.”
“You may have to wait a long time for that.”
“Partial consciousness is fine.”
“Where is Angelica?”
“In her room. She says we can’t go in because she is creating and it’s a secret.”
“When she’s a teenager and says that, what’ll we do?”
“Worry and listen at the door, I suspect,” Bette laughed. “What do you want to do today?”
Tina, shaking her head at Bette’s prediction of their behavior as the parents of a teen, replied “Should we go through the Christmas arrangements?
“I’ll get my lists.”
Bette walked to the bedroom where she had hidden her notes, even though Angelica still was too young to read. She moved quickly back and forth through the living room, looking curiously at the wolf pups who sat staring at the fireplace. She returned to the kitchen and was about to sit down when Tina asked, “Do you have the present list?”
Bette turned on her heels and returned to the bedroom. As she again passed back and forth, she noted that the pups had not moved.
As Bette returned to the kitchen, Tina asked, “Sorry, baby, but do you have the list of holiday events that we might take Angie to see?”
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Thanks for returning to this, it’s excellent from beginning to end. Goofy, sweet, touching and funny, what a combo. The wolves incredulity, ass sniffing, Trouble’s bonding with Bette, just about anything Red had to say, Tina’s insistence that she’s NOT adopted. As Julie Andrews use to sing: these are a few of my favorite things. But I’m jealous that Bettyv can get custom made stories just for the asking.
Oh yeah, there were assumed identities as in Twelfth Night, but where was the transvestism?
Spumoni, you are my absolute favorite wack-a-doodle! From the PLUSH lovers to Tina’s furry family, your imagination is beyond description. I could not stop the flow of tears as I laughed my way though this Christmas tale. Instead of Shakespeare, I liken you to Dickens with Trouble being your Tiny Tim. As for poor Bette, the soundproofing is certainly a welcome addition, but how long are the in-laws staying?? Judging by the Santa suit, that house has got to be ripe by now. Can’t wait to see what’s next from you. Thanks for sharing your twisted talent!
I loved it. The entire family including wolves and humans was very entertaining. When or How does Tina or Pinky end up in the human world?
Glad to see this back. It is wonderful.
Spumoni, you had me howling at this….too funny. I wonder how the pack feels about visiting at Easter? Bette might have to put the Easter Bunny in the witness protection program. :) Please come back soon!!
Tell funnyone to eat her heart out. In Aug or Sept,ask me about reindeer moss and chimney slick. that would be a great one. thanks
Frickin’ funny, Spumoni! My belly ached, my facial muscles hurt and my tear ducts went into overdrive while reading your belated Christmas present. :) I read this funny opus before I went on a long and bone-jarring ride to say goodbye to a dear aunt and attend her funeral. The long road trip could have served as a perfect time to reflect on the brevity of life and the inevitability of death blah blah blah but I couldn’t help but smirk and laugh hysterically inside each time I see the image of Trouble, with wagging tail and all, whispering his Christmas wish to the sanctuary wolf donning a red Santa hat. A big, bad wolf who reluctantly wore a frickin’ red hat for the love of a wolf pup. Yes, Trouble, there is a Santa Paws. LMAO! This story’s the perfect comic relief, the tonic for my mortal thoughts. :> So thanks a lot again for your brilliance and funny bone, Spumoni! *More cyber bear hugs* I have to mention that I love the scene when Tina kissed Bette’s palm. That’s so sweet! She did that too in “Angelica’s Fifth Fourth,” right? And how utterly devoted and loving was Bette to Pinky? She went to great lengths just to please her and her clan. Love her bonding with Trouble too. :> And Cherished Light is adorable beyond words. Other comedic gems that I can’t help but highlight: the cocooning couple collecting Starwood Points; Bette’s “Not,” pant, “that,” pant, “old,” pant. “T.” protestation (lol!); and “Though she was afraid that she might later regret it, Bette couldn’t resist taking a photo of the three cousins in their Christmas attire.” Mwahahaha. I wonder what kind of gifts Angelica made for her mothers? The patriarch’s little wolf girl story though is quite sad. It reminded me of Jodie Foster’s movie, “Nell,” about a wild child who grew up in the woods. I wonder how Pinky got separated from the clan and ended up living with humans? Will that be in the next installment of this brilliant and witty backstory? Anyways, you’ve already given me plenty of reasons to howl in giddiness. *Thank*you*Spumoni!* Awooo…awwwoooooo…awooooooooooooooh!!! :>
Amazing. I don’t even know where to begin.
“She’s a professional. We can’t interfere.” I had to take a time out to comment that I damn near pissed myself laughing at that line, LMAO!!!! *going back to read the rest* (love it, spumoni!!!)
I was hoping I would be first! ! actually was going toleave comments intermeittently as I went through, as all these thoughts were running theough myhead. First off, YAY the wolves are back! I did miss them. this was great, just great. I know the maount of work it took to craft this, and where you got someof the ideas from I do NOT know! Probably better not to know, eh? LOL. Littel Bit and Trouble staring into the fireplace waiting for Santy Paws was the cutest thing, and the lengts B and T went through to let them get to see him! zPoor little trouble, crying behind the couch cos he didn’t get to, You see I am a sucker for the littelones, and all three in their Christmas jammies…Hiring the stupid actor was inspired! Red is a pain, but alot of brothers are. Angelica has mor epower in that family than I ever would have had at any age, more so than I like, I do not like seeing a child tell her parents what she will and won’t do, and then rushig to appease her, but that is the only part that bugged me, well except for the ass-sniffing, but we all have our quirks! The story was so sad and yet not! What was the silver round thing that made pretty sounds? It was pretty special that they told Pinky that even though she was different, she was special to them, and so was She who is excellent hunter and always cranky! cherished light is beautiful..I suppose spoiled cherished light is belaboring the point? LOL Wow, a week the wilderness so they can run free..now getting them there will be the thing! What an awesome story..thank you, thank you!
Now that I’ve read the entire Xmas special and recovered from the laughing (though the smile reamins), I can comment that this was a fantastic read!!! You’re either brilliant or twisted beyond help, LOL!!! I’m going with brilliant *wink* SK/C
“Naughty snouting the butt of your sister’s mate? That’s perverted, not friendly.” LMAO!!!!!!!!! At this rate, I’ll need depends to get through this!!!
“Bette didn’t really begin to worry that she had let the presence of the pack affect her perception of reality until she thought she saw Tina, on her hands and knees, crawl behind the Red’s mate, and, while looking directly at Red and smirking, sniff his mate’s butt”…….. ROFLMAO!!!! Okay, okay…. I’ll stop with the random quotes, but Spumoni, this shit is toooo funny!!!!!!!!
Forgive all my spelling errors, I am very embarrassed. Its really late, but I had to read this!!! and my eyes are too tired.
thank u, as always brilliant.
LMAO… i can’t stop laughing this is too much, sniffing mates butt, lol santa paws, hehe you such a creative mind!!!hehe thanks!
I don’t even know where to begin. You’re imagination is unbelievable. Thanks so much for this continuation of the backstory but tell me: when are they finally going to leave?? I’ve had long in-law visits, but this has been quite a culture change for Bette. She deserves some peace and quiet. Well, I guess now that the installation is in, they have the quiet, LOL!
what a way to start the work week! i’m glad i’m still home as i was laughing my ass off! thank you, spumoni! that was a real treat! :)
i don’t even know where to begin…this is beyond brilliant…i enjoyed every moment and i’m still laughing…could you please write a story with this family for each holiday?