Intro: I’m just a simple girl with simple everyday stuff to do… i’ll give them to you in order… when i wake up… I drink my morning coffee eat a grilled cheese sandwich and off to shower, i wear my office clothes and off to work and make sure i get there by 9 when I get to the office… i work my ass off and make sure that no one knows im gay… pathetic huh?  then I go home by 7pm eat some dinner and watch some TV and thats it… that will be my day, yes it is indeed boring and I was really looking for something new something that would swept me off my feet something spontaneus, and this only happened the day Dana Fairbanks met.. this amazing blonde hair girl named Alice….

" Dana, come here please." Said Scott, Scott was my annoying boss "Yes im coming!" I said "so what do you have for me today?" and smiled with all his might "oh the guest are arriving tomorrow night and I have told the driver to pick them up gave the flight details name and the phone number, and the income statement will be on your desk before I leave" "Wow great! I guess ill just wait for that then, oh by the way are you by any chance going out somewhere tonight?" ‘shit he is hitting on me again i mumbled ‘ "oh no sorry sir ill be staying at home with my cat.." I said then walked away "damn she gets me eveytime" he whispered. On to my table I sighed and very very pissed whispering to myself… ‘why cant just somebody with a nice pussy hit on me instead of an old perve… fuck!’ "He is hitting on you again huh Fairbanks" "Bette!" Bette is the only friend that I have at work who knows im gay and of course the only one I can trust…  "yeah i know and i cant take it… im just yuck man.." " yeah i know… hey its the weekend and i was wondering if you could go clubbing with us, it will be fun.. i will introduce you to this girl…" "wooohaaaaa Bette? Bette my friend… the last time you introduced me to a girl I almost got myself killed remember that psycho chef, i mean she was great but super obesssive..she slashed my tire, almost killed Mr. P" " hahaha cmon Dana that was so last year… i swear to you this time it will be better, im sure you will like this one.." "i dunno Bette I dont feel like it…" "Dana!!!! dont tell me you’ll have a late night with your Cat again…. cmon, shees Dana eversince you saw this girl on a cafe, who you dont know by the way and you think your in love and that she is the one?" "ohh yeah that girl Bette I still could not believe i didnt get her number or even asked for her name" "thats because you are a pussy" "im no pussy you freak.. I lost her in the crowds…" " yeah right you were too busy perving over her daydreaming about forever and then you didnt realize she left" "shut up! fine i’ll go in one condition" "anything" she smiled "pick me up because i gonna get smashed tonight…" "bitch! pick you up by 7" kissed me good bye and ran off…

In my apartment I was looking for something to wear and for some reason i could not find any normally I would just put on a shirt jeans and my chucks… but today i want something different and i dont know whay… ‘ ahh this is perfect ‘ I choose a vintage shirt with a printed picture of Marilyn Monroe, faded levis and a rainbowed colored chucks… perfect… 7:15 when Bette came with the loud Barry White music on we were singing and dancing on the way to the club called MILK… when we got down to the car and got in instantly we spotted some of our friends, there was Shane with her usualplayer ways looking around like a hungry lion with a bottle of beer in her hand, Helena chatting away with some random girl with her oh so cunny british accent and Kit who is just sitting down and singing to the music "hey guys!" "oh my bloody fuck if it isnt Dana Fairbanks… I thought you were dead" "Fuck you Helena it has only been a month" "yeah what took you so long?" Shane asked " I just didnt feel like going out you know.. im sick of clubbing" "yeah right!" Shane Said " You just didnt have the energy to go out because you have to wake up everyfreaking morning before work and go to this coffee house and wait for the bloned girl you saw early morning a month ago" " is that the reason why your not going to the Planet anymore baby girl?" I blushed with embarasment and said "yes Kit and i’m sorry" " ohhh no baby girl but you have to fucking tell me why and how it happened" "Fine one Stella altois please" I said to the waiter I skulled my beer and said " so this is how it started  on my not so usual routine I decided not to have coffee in my apartment since i coudnt sleep the whole night due to the weird noises coming from my ceiling I guess my neighbor is getting it on again or i dont know.. anyway.. I decided to have coffee somewhere that is open at 6am.. no offense Kit but the only reason i went to that coffee house is because it was open at that time" Bette slapped me " Dana we get it my sister wont take it against you just go on with the fucking story people here do want to get laid by the end of the night" " Bette! why do you always…" "Dana!" they said in unison … "Fine ill go on okay so I went there and had my espresso and suddenly I looked up and saw the most amazing thing ever… she has a pale white skin, blonde short hair, lips to die for and a laugh that is infectious…." "okay so you saw this girl so why didnt you approach her?" asked Helena "I really dont know Helena, I was suppose to talk to her but I felt like I was in cartoon land or something I started day dreaming about us having kids and marrying and shit, you know its so fucked up but thats what happened" "wow Ms. Dana that is the first time I have ever hear you say these types of things… " " No Shane im serious… i think it was love at first sight…" " woooaahhh way to deep" Bette said "well Dana well just have to ind that girl then.. for the meantime enjoy and try to get laid" Shane said " ohh well who is the next victim..?"  Helena said.