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The Addiction
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The Addiction
Chapter Four: Lifestyle Changes
She’s coming home tomorrow.
Please take a minute to absorb that important piece of information.
She’s coming home tomorrow.
To be more precise, she’s flying back to LA in thirty four hours and twenty seven minutes. Can somebody start the countdown please? Thanks.
If I should press my inner panic button, I think that now is the perfect time to do so. My body seems to agree with this – as evidenced by the simultaneous events that broke out all over my weary system: the sudden rise in temperature accompanied by chills and cold sweat, the subsequent hyperventilating that ensued, and culminating into my world literally spinning around me when my blood pressure shot up. Yes, Bette Porter and her embattled soul is on red alert. And I’m feeling the pressure alright.
I woke up this morning with the sheets all the way up to my neck and my hands frozen there – gripping the fabric tightly, keeping it in place. My eyes were the size of saucers as I stared blankly and unblinkingly at the ceiling, wishing for the ground to open up and swallow me whole. You know how dread settles in when an important deadline creeps closer and closer? Well, its settling in just fine, thank you very much. Overwhelming fear washed over me in waves, and though I know I should get up and get ready for work, I stay paralyzed on my own bed. Too scared to move, too overcome with anxiety to function.
I believe you all know how badly I messed up last night. Once again, I’ve proven to myself how my will power is zero to none when it comes to that woman. This painful fact was shown by how fast the cold turkey plan went straight to the shitter as soon as Tina called. With just a simple hello, she broke into my defenses and destroyed the walls that I had painstakingly put up to protect me during the day. Damn, how powerful is she to have that profound effect on me? Remind me never to underestimate the power of a beautiful movie executive and her endearingly hot southern accent – a subtle twang that becomes more pronounced when she’s shamelessly flirting with me on the phone. My ears were burning last night, well, apart from other parts of my body. Oh God. The mere thought of her voice illicit a tortured groan from my lips and a unwelcome reaction from my nether regions. She always had the ability to turn my insides into mush. What the heck is Tina doing to me?!
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Yahoo! I’m the 1st to comment! I just have to say that I have never laughed so much and that too in the office :) Great Chapter… Now hopefully Bette can get over try to get over her addiction. Thanks Alchemy10. Hope you’re aunt is feeling better!
ahhhh bless bette – she doesn’t stand a chance now!! absolutely loving this story alch! pps!
Could this story get any better? I simply don’t know how! It’s so wonderfully witty and I LOL more times than I could count. Alice and Bette unleashed at the bar was hysterical. I’m so relieved that Tina will be there to rescue Bette and perhaps ease her pain? PPS
this story is such a delight! can’t wait to see how you end it. hope your aunt gets better! PPS!
Glad that your Aunt is doing well. If she’s read your story, I can only assume that her laughter is a result of remembering some brilliant part… perhaps Bette being fucked by a walking stick!! You are so twisted and wonderful. I have quit drinking anything while reading as I tend to either spray it out my nose or choke myself enjoying your superb wit! I’m hoping that it is in fact Tina since I’m not sure how much more Bette can take.
Bette just needs to face the facts, she can not live without Tina. Tina is no longer her drug of choice but her breath of life.
That was great and now Tina is back, let her make Bette feel better lol. PPST!
Shrimps and Marina’s granny?!!!!! I laughed my ass off….where do you come up with it? Brilliant humor you have!!!! It is now time for Bette to succumb to her Addiction…hoping it is Tee!!!!! :)
Every chapter of yours is so much fun. Still laughing at the thought of Marina’s grandmother. Thanks so much.
Heh, Bette’s “failure” is about to be rewarded, if she’s sober enough to reap the benefits. Tina’s spoiled her for anyone else. That’s not addiction, it’s just love. Thanks for the chapter and bests wishes to your Aunt.
God that was so funny…you are so entertaining..what a way with words.You have also given me a huge reason to smile…a sequel to JTG..YEAH!! I’m re-reading it for the 3rd time..God you’re good!!
This was great. I hope Bette doesn’t get sick from all that booze and ruins her night with….. Tina?? Please let it be TINA!!!!!!!!!!!! PPS
yeah tina is home!!! ther eis no cure of the kennard addiction!! alice theory of shrimp is too funny!!!LOL:) PPSPPS
I knew Bette wouldn’t be able to follow through with her plan and I was hoping Tina would show up….Bette just needs to realize she is in LOVE. pps OH..and thank you for this great story.
Yay! Tina is home, I’m glad Bette went home along. That would have sucked if she had gone through with the seafood plan. Once again, fanfic radiates from your awesomeness. Keep up the great story telling, your awesomeness!
What a disastrously funny night for Bette…and it turned out for the best coz at last Tina’s home. Can’t wait to see what happens next.
Yay! I was hoping Tina would come home early! Seriously Bette there is no way you are getting over your addition, you just need to come to terms with it, and I think Tina will be more than willing to help you with that:) PPS
i sense a big relapse..:)I can’t wait for the big final!Not forgetting JTG sequel!!Yay~