Alice: Come on let’s role

Carmen: Wait I have to go pee.

Alice: Jesus

Carmen: It’s not my fault Alice it’s the bowling ball resting on my bladder.

Alice: TMI, I don’t want to have to go through another intervention on boringness.

Shane: You wouldn’t.

Alice: Don’t try me fatty. Hurry now rapido.

Carmen rolls her eyes and waddles to the bathroom. Being eight months pregnant doesn’t really make it easy to walk fast. Shane rushes over to assist her but Carmen swats her hand away.

Carmen: I’m pregnant not crippled.

Bette: Somebody is grumpy.

Tina: Yea I remember those times.

Bette: You were grumpy one minute, crying the next and horny all the time.

Bette and Tina lean over to kiss and then they both kiss little Angie. Both smiling at the product of their love.

Alice: No more baby talk. You guys are impeaching on my rights.

Helena: What are you talking about?

Alice: My rights to not be surrounded around a whole bunch of already mothers and pregnant women who make us women who don’t want our eggs implanted with icky sperm which will eventually turn into a whiny child you have to deal with for 18 years or even forever, feel bad.

Shane: Wow Alice that was so sentimental. You should write for hallmark.

Alice sticks her tongue at Shane.

Jenny: I think being pregnant is beautiful.

Alice: Not you too Jenny. Don’t be sucked into the baby trap.

Carmen came waddling out of the bathroom.

Carmen: OK I am ready.

Alice: Thank God.

Carmen: It’s not my fault.

Carmen starts to look sad and Shane goes over to comfort her but not before pinching Alice.

Shane: Babe you are beautiful and its ok that you move slow. We all move slowly sometimes.

Carmen: Really?

Shane: Yes honey Alice is just crabby because Tasha isn’t here and she hasn’t been laid in awhile.

Carmen brightens up at this statement and pulls Shane into a passionate kiss.

Alice: I hate to be a party pooper but it would be really bad if Kit shows up with Shay before we get there.

Everyone nods in agreement and piles into their respective cars. Today was Shay’s birthday and they were giving him a surprise party. Shay had no idea and Shane was proud of herself for being able to plan the whole thing out without Shay knowing. She herself had never had a birthday party as a kid and she wanted to give Shay everything she never had. Now she had another child coming soon who she would be able to give everything to. She looked over to Carmen and then put her hand on her bump. She smiled knowing that her baby was in there and that Carmen loved her enough to put her body through all of this so they can have an even bigger family. Carmen looked so beautiful to Shane no matter how many times Carmen complained about being fat or not fitting her clothes. Shane didn’t care either way she thought she was gorgeous.