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Hippity Hoppity ~ A Backstory Holiday Tale
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Saturday
Red tried his best to walk nonchalantly to the back of the living room where Gray Blaze was sleeping. He cautiously watched his body language to make certain that no one could see his excitement.
He circled the empty spot where he planned to pretend to sleep. He had chosen the spot so that he could talk to the other male. Settled into place, he whispered, “Hey.”
When there was no reaction, he spoke louder, “Hey.”
When there was again no reaction, he poked the nearby wolf, “Idiot.”
“What!”
“Shhhhh.”
Gray Blaze obediently lowered his voice but still protested, “Whaddya do that for!”
“I heard the most incredible thing!”
“What?”
“I can’t tell you now.”
“You woke me up to tell me you couldn’t tell me something?”
“Shhhh.”
“Sure. Whisper so no one can hear that we are talking about nothing.”
“Fine. I won’t tell you.”
“OK.”
“But you’ll want to know.”
“Later, though.”
“Later.”
“Then leave me alone and let me sleep.”
Stunned at his brother-in-law’s indifference, Red considered storming away. He didn’t though, justifying it to himself with the thought, “There’s no reason to make him hunt for me later,” though it had much more to do with the fact that every other good place to settle was already occupied. He was also excited, eager to tell Gray Blaze about his plans and to enlist his help.
Red couldn’t fall asleep, though. He tried, but couldn’t. Since this had never happened before, he was more curious than worried. When he heard his sister in the kitchen, he stood up and quietly padded into that room. “What are you doing?”
“Shit!” Tina jumped. “Don’t sneak up like that!”
“”Since you’ve lost your hearing, you’d better stay among the humans.”
“Fuck off.”
Red thought for a second, “Soon, I think. I mean, Little Sweetie has been getting all lovey dovey, and that usually happens about a week before she’s…”
“Stop. Now.”
“But you asked…”
“That’s not what I meant.”
“First your hearing’s gone, now you can’t speak correct wolf?”
“My wolf is fine.”
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Wolman? Humolf? Wolfglish? What is the wolf word for MWAHAHAHA or ROFLMAO, Spumoni? Oh dear risen lord, this is way too funny! I feel sorry for Red; he focused on the phantom 6-feet tall rabbit and not on the once-a-year mating season. “There’s no other shewolf, I swear.” => LOLF! And I swear Red’s “Sweeeetie!” howl sounded like Brando’s “Stellaaaa!” wail in “A Streetcar Named Desire”. Thanks a lot for this Easter feast of laughter, Spumoni. May your funny bone and quirky mind remain fertile and never run out of inspiration. Cheers! :>
maybe Red will get lucky if he beg enough. and Tina was bad as she walk by him. There is a little bit of fantasy in each of us,and do we ever really grow up. I love this story,I could hear poor Red at the door begging Sweetie, So human knows how to beg, He could take lessons from Bette/ You do keep us all laughing,wondering what you will havethem doing next. BTW I love Trouble. Bette should learn wolf talk and not let them know. Angie could help her
That was funny once again.I need to learn how to speak wolf.A six foot Easter Bunny, now that’s something I’d like to see.
i was hoping you’d revisit this story for an Easter installment. it was an awesome treat as usual! your imagination is astounding!
LOL! This is great!
Very funny. Thanks
Red is really an idiot at times. I like all the other wolves but Red is like Franklin, a pain in the ass. Loved the Easter Bunny.
… I can’t stop laughing. No fair. Still trying to drink my morning coffee. There were too many absolutely hysterical lines for me to pick out just one. I just love these critters, I mean Pinky’s family. Poor Red. And GB, dude, loosen up … well done. Thanks yet again!
Ok I’m at the office and trying really not to laugh out loud but it’s so hard. I love this story. Bette and Trouble’s relationship is so so very cute! Thank you for posting! I really needed this laugh today! :)
I’m impressed. Like I said I did not expect an update that soon. Maybe the little teasing helped. :) If so I will tease you more often. Thank you very much. It is really a special Easter gift. BTW on my Easter bike ride I saw 4 bunnies, but not even one of them was 6 feet high. :)
I’m still laughing! And FavC, you’re not the only one needing a laugh, so this is a very welcome update!
ROFLMAO…. omg red is too funny!!! :)PPS
“No one around here has a yard with enough grass to feed a six foot rabbit. Obviously he’s visiting from somewhere else…” – LOL
O.K. that was priceless…what an imagination! Hope you had a teriffic Easter Spumoni!
i don’t know how you come up with your crazy ideas but i absolutely love them…they keep me smiling all day long…i wish everyday was a holiday and we’d get another story from you
Hi there, dear sweet Spumoni! You kept us laughing real hard, here, while we went through the pages and in the end, we crackep up. Oh my Gosh! We felt sorry for poor Red. Now he knows that mating would be hard to wait for a whole year. Hahaha Thanks for sharing this fantastic story with us, sweetie. We loved this update. PPS Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. – Lucero & Marsha (Proud Salsa Aunties to the ever loving JC and Eunichick and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
What a schmuck that Red is. For everybody’s sake I hope Sweetie relents. Otherwise it will be a very long year for the entire pack, two-leggers included.
Poor Red. Very cute!
ABSOLUTELY ENTERTAINLY HILARIOUS, thank u so much. Plz keep writing this tale. I love the humor. Hope u had a good easter.