Previously………..

Chapter 6

Bette:’’ You know what Alice, I deserve all the shit I get for what I’ve done. So hit me with it, go on hit me with it, get all the smart remarks out of the way. I’ll give you a free 10 minutes rant to hit me with all your shit.’’

Alice stands there quite taken aback by Bette’s statement

Alice:’’ I’m sorry Bette I didn’t mean to……

Bette:’’ Come Al, don’t shy away, that’s not your style. You’ve been giving it me all week so you can have a final free 10 minutes, then you can shut your fucking mouth OK! The only person that I have to answer to is Tina, if she ever comes back.

Just then a phone bleeps and they all look at each other to see who has just received a message.

Bette, Alice and Shane all look at their phones and Bette indicates that it’s hers.

Bette: ‘’ Oh…..My…..God. It’s from Tina she’s coming home’’ she looks between Alice and Shane excitedly. ‘’ I can’t believe it she’s coming home guy’s. She must have forgiven me’’

Alice: ‘’Ok Bette keep your Knickers on, presuming that you are wearing any’’

Shane: ‘’Alice! Do you have to’’

Alice: ‘’Look Bette I wouldn’t get too excited, You guy’s still have loads to talk about, she might not even move back in. Just take it slow and let it go at her pace not yours’’

Shane: ‘’ I hate to say it Bette, but Al does have a point’’

Bette: ‘’ I know, I know. I just can’t believe that she’s coming home.’’

Just then Bette turns her nose up and smell’s her armpits and looks around the house.

Bette: ‘’ I think I need go and take a shower and get this place cleaned up. Shit what if she’s back before I have time to do anything.’’

Bette starts to panic and starts rushing around trying to tidy the place up. Alice walks over to her and stops Bette in her tracks.

Alice: ‘’ Hey Porter, calm down. Look Shane and I will clean up the place while you go and take a shower, believe me girl you need it!’’

Bette looks at Alice and gives her, her giant porter smile and brings her in for a hug