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    Lazy Afternoons

    Story written on September 3, 2010 by Gumby.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=76186
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    The Club

    "Excuse me," Alice said in a voice loud enough to be heard.  "May I have your attention?"

    Bette looked up from her comfortable position on the couch.  She had been dreading this night all week, from the moment that Tina e-mailed her and told her Alice had requested the use of their house for a presentation.

    "What presentation?"  Bette had called Tina, deciding it was best to have the discussion over the phone.

    "What happened to hello, how are you?"  Tina smiled as she poked at Bette’s mood.  "I’m fine, Babe, thanks for asking."  Hearing Bette sigh on the other end of the phone, Tina smiled and continued the conversation.  "I have no idea what presentation she is talking about, but I’m sure it will be enlightening."

    "And I do believe your sarcasm is showing, my love," Bette responded, leaning back in her chair.  "Really, is this some pyramid scheme she wants to try out on all of us?"

    "No idea, Bette."

    "Some crazy themed party to fix Shane up?"

    "Not one clue…" Tina began reading and answering e-mails as she balanced the phone between her shoulder and ear.  "She said presentation, not a fix-up party."

    "Because Shane isn’t meant to be fixed up and she certainly doesn’t need help in that department," Bette continued.  "And there would be no reason not to have the party at Shane’s actual house rather than our home."

    "Bette!"  Tina’s sharp tone got her attention quickly.  "I have no idea what she wants and as far as I know, it is just the small group of us, our family, so our house will be fine."

    "So you agreed to loan out our house despite the fact that we don’t know what Alice is up to?"  Bette sounded rather annoyed.  "In Alice’s world a presentation could be anything.  Why can’t she have it at her own house or Dana’s house for that matter?"

    "There is no room at Alice’s apartment and Dana just had her floors redone," Tina began, typing a response to an e-mail as she talked.  "It makes the logistics of the portable screen impossible."

    It was those words, ‘portable screen’ that had haunted Bette from the moment she heard them.  Despite her morbid curiosity, she refused to give Alice the satisfaction of calling to ask questions, creating a situation where Alice would know she had captured Bette’s interest.  She avoided Alice like the plague and hounded Tina throughout the week to see if she had any further details. 

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    13. Oh dear lord! I’ve never written this before but, ROTFLCOPTER!!! The spotlight is well deserved, Gumby. Can’t wait to see the rest of this one

    14. I’m pleading the fifth! LOL I can’t believe you outed me!! LOL Seriously though, this is why you are one of the best. You took what was a simple conversation about Bette and Tina and turned it into this magnificent scene. It is smart (as I knew it would be)…HILARIOUS…wonderfully detailed (“Your foot will be completely perpendicular to the ground in those!” I could SEE that picture in my head!)…and so true to the L Word characters. Thank you for creating what is no doubt going to be a deliciously sexy funny story for us! And, remind me to have more conversations like this with you!!! LOL Thanks Sweet Gumby!

    16. Oh, that is just too funny. You write these characters well, and the narrative is smart. Thank you for this wonderfully realistic insight, and it’s humorous inspiration for us all. I truly can’t wait to see how you lead us all into the next chapter. Wonderful job, and your spotlight was well-deserved. Thank you for posting the incredible story.

    21. This is the most fun thing I’ve read in awhile. Alice is CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! as we all know. How is this supposed to benefit Shane? Or was Alice just lying? Can hardly wait.

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