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House M.D. (Part 2)
"Well, I would say it’s nice to see you, but that would just be a lie, wouldn’t it?" Tina kept her eyes on her work, never even lifting her head.
Bette let the door close behind her as she limped toward Tina’s desk. "Well that was harsh." When Tina looked up to her, arching a brow, she smiled and continued. "But I guess I deserved that."
Evenly, Tina laid her arms on her desk, keeping her eyes on Bette. "Yesterday you not only had complaints from the patients – who then went on to make everyone else miserable – but the staff too."
"Ahh-" Bette began, trying to wave the matter off with her cane.
"And if I could complain about you, I would do it too, but then – who would hear me? Who would listen to my annoyances?"
Bette finally plopped herself into the chair on the other side of the desk, grinning up at the blond. "All ears."
Tina sighed and busied herself once again, just one stray lock of hair falling in a small curl at the side of her face. Something Bette watched with careful fascination until her thoughts were interrupted. "You know this is my office desk, I hope."
"Oh, you mean the one you stole from me?" Bette asked teasingly, sinking comfortably into her chair. "Yeah. I know."
"Why on earth do you even come into my office?" Tina asked, totally exasperated. "You walk in, harrass me, and then leave to do it all over again once the hour’s up."
"I wanted to share my diagnosis of the tree-hugger in there, but it can wait …" Bette smiled, getting up from her chair and turning toward the door.
"The environmentalist?" Tina asked, walking over to Bette with interest. Not only had the case been frustrating, but also life-threatening and costly to the hospital. She knew Bette could handle the difficult situation, but her surprise was at the amount of teasing she could fit in simultaneously. "Did anything else come up?"
"Yeah, it’s in the tox report," Bette answered, slowly limping up to the door to pull it opened, smiling over her shoulder. "Don’t be jealous, Miss Kennard. The envy doesn’t flatter you."
“Wait!” Tina said, then remembering not to appear desperate or Bette would ask for something completely ridiculous. “I … need you to work this. You know more about her symptoms than anyone, House.”
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(34 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
Funny.I like it verry much.Thank you.
:D :D :D loveeee this! lol although I must admit I wish I never watched the show because it’s hard to get the real House and Cuddy’s faces out of my mind! Lol instead of seeing Bette and Tina’s faces I see theirs lol especially because Bette has the limp as well…it does get a bit confusing but I’m working on it! But I love where you’re going with it!
My partner faithfully watches House, I don’t. I know a little about the characters,so am not too confused. I am loving this story. I’m going to have to get my partner to read this one..
Great chapter. You got House’s sarcasm and his capacity of annoying Cuddy right. Not sticking to the Show is excellent news, it will allows the fans of all three boards (yours, TLW and House) to freely follow your story line.As Bad1 mentioned it, reading House and Cuddy names can be a bit confusing, can I suggest to use more Bette and Tina instead, at least in the beginning. Read you soon.
Loving it!
Hey GR, That was so funny. My sides are a hurtin’.You may not be the biggest fan of the show yet your awesome talent has captured the characters perfectly. House’s ablity to say exact what is on her mind while Cuddy’s long suffering frinedship takes the brunt.I do hope these gals go for a full blown relationship.It will be a laff fest.Many thanks for my Friday funnies.Your Loyal Fan.
More please :)
Oh My, you have Tina straight with a finacee, why why why?I love the banter between the two, so far so good.
Another funny stand out chapter. More.
Haven’t watched this show since the first season. Know the characters, lookin forward to seeing what you have in store, as usual you are one amazing writer. Thank you.
Wonderful. Thank you.
That was funny and love it!