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House M.D. (Part 4)
It had been nearly a week before Tina was fed up once again with Bette’s strange antics, and called her into her office. Granted it hadn’t been as soon as she had thought, but the difficulty of such a staff was frustrating, to say the least.
“Finally give in?” Bette smirked upon entering, taking in the irritated form of her beautiful blond boss. “… All those urges …” she continued, sliding her hand inches down her cane and then back up with a devilish tease. She always pushed Tina’s boundaries.
“This is not just another game,” Tina said in all seriousness, moving to sit in her chair on the other side of her desk. She figured she needed the personal space, and immediately pulled her thoughts from any possibility of enjoying Bette’s sick sense of humour. She took a deep breath in and then let it out. “I don’t know why I hired you.” It was said more to herself, but of course, that didn’t stop Bette from responding.
“Well let’s see. I’m a medical genius, I cure just about every case sent to me, and I’m not too bad to look at either.”
Tina could tell it had been a joke, but in truth, Bette was gorgeous. Still, she kept her mouth shut for obvious reasons. No sense in inflating an already explosive ego.
“Am I right or am I right?”
Tina just sighed again when Wilson popped his head into the office and then looked highly uncomfortable when he realized how upset Tina was. “Oh … I just … uh …”
“Wilson!” Bette smiled, throwing her hands up in pseudo enthusiasm, enjoying the look on Tina’s face so much that it had become real enthusiasm. “Won’t you join us?”
Now Wilson looked uncomfortable, but he didn’t move. He just quirked his eyebrows and opened his mouth as if to speak.
“I might be getting a promotion, but the sounds of it,” Bette winked, acting as excited as she could while she leaned in a bit toward Tina’s desk. It was a horrible joke, especially given its timing.
“… I … didn’t think you were busy, I’m sorry,” Wilson finished, an uncomfortable smile on his face, since he felt obliged to hand Tina the package he held. “Uh …” he took just one step in, feeling as awkward as he had in his teen years as he spoke, “This is that Shakespeare collection you’ve been waiting for. Wanted to make sure you got it …”
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(30 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)
Very clever. I don’t understand why Tina is confused, Tina shouldn’t be confused by any of Bette’s antics. It’s very obvious that she loves her but really can’t tell Tina since she is involved with someone else, not that that matters to Bette and also doesn’t want to give her that much satisfaction. Great update. Thanks for posting.
Priceless story.Thank you.PPS
Excellent writings, you capture and blended very well the characters of both shows. A sarcastic, teasing and yet thougtful Bette is great to read as well as an annoyed, flushed Tina. Read you soon.
When the book hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore! Give in T, you know you want to. Love it GR, you are awesome.
I watch the show every now & then & I must say I enjoy your story much more. The character on the show is so insensitive, egotistical, and downright mean, that I fail to understand how he is still employed at that hospital. Yes, he’s a genius, but his manner with the patients as well as the staff is horrible. I love your approach to the story because you make House seem human and not completely void of feelings. Please continue. Thanks.
This was fun to read. Thanks!
Hey GR, the lady doth protest too much, methinks.This was brilliantly written as ‘Kiss Me Kate’ is a personal favorite and it was fantastically weaved into this tale.I agree that Tina does know how attracted Bette is too her and that these feelings are mutual.More please as you make my day with each new post.Your Loyal Fan and Friend.
Great update. thank you.
wow Bette was clever, and love the way they fight with each other !