"So this club is gay and straight?" Peter said in surprise.

"Yeah!" His friend Joe said in his obvious effiminate tone, "and bisexual."

"Well how do we know who’s gay and who’s straight?" Chris said, "I don’t wanna hit on a girl who eats pussy better than I do!"

"Eww shut the fuck up Chris!" Laney cried kicking his chair.

"Ha! Most lesbians are better then men," Tina challenged.

"Don’t I know it," I commented making everyone burst out in laughter.

"Oh my gosh please no vajay stories," Joe said with a tongue click, "if not you’ll hear penis stories."

"Ugh God no!" I said shuddering.

"Disgusting!" Tina agreed.

"Speak for yourself," Ryan said with a grin.

"Yeah!" Laney agreed draping her arm over Ryan’s shoulders, "we’re the penis club!"

"Ooo yes! Can I be the leader?" Joe laughed.

"That depends on how good you are," Ryan teased with a smirk.

"Ooo Ryan you’re bad!" Laney laughed slapping his arm.

"Hey I want to be in a club!" Peter said with a pout.

"Fine be in our pussy club," Chris said.

"Ohh God," Tina groaned.

"Pussies unite!" I cheered doing a fist pump.

Everyone laughed and Tina’s said, "nice! Quoting the ‘Vagina Monologues.’"

"Oh is that the one show in LA where women talk about their vajays?" Joe asked.

"Yeah, I produced that show in New York a few times, it’s pretty funny," Peter said.

"Well it’s funnier for us, being women and all," Tina said.

"It’s educational too," I added.

"Well that settles it, I’m gonna go see it when we get back home," Laney said.

"They do it all the time in LA," I said.

"Alright so I’ve been driving for like an hour Joe, where is that club?" Peter said.

He, Joe and Chris were sitting in the front of the truck, me, Ryan, and Tina were in the back and Laney was on Ryan’s lap.

"See those green lights?" Joe pointed.

"Yeah," Peter said, "is that it?"

"Yes."

"Wait! You guys never answered my question!" Chris said.

"Oh, well just come ask one of us," I said, "we have gaydar."

"Mine’s not as good as Bette’s though," Tina said.

"Cool, but what if you guys are making out of something?" Chris said with disgusted face.