Paulie:

"So what’s your favorite Momma D memory?" Wilson said looking at me as we lounged in the living room.

I smiled and said, "my favorite Momma D memory, hmm? There’s so many, but I would have to say when Momma H took us both to Six Flags."

"Yeah she loves that place," Wilson said.

"Yeah, and Momma D didn’t," I said smiling, "me and Momma H forced her to get onto all those rides and she was freaking out! It was so funny. And then when we offered to let her stay out she would act all tough and say, ‘I ain’t scared!’"

"And then she would scream like a maniac?" Wilson asked.

"Oh yes, like Ewok in pain," I said.

Wilson burst out laughing. Though I was a Trekkie myself I knew he was a Star Wars afficianato and he appreciated the analogy.

"I can barely imagine that," Wilson said laughing.

"It was so funny," I said, "then Momma H felt bad and let her get on one of the kiddie rides."

"There’s kiddie rides at Six Flags?" Wilson said.

"Yeah, they’re kiddie rides that are strong for kids just like the adult rides are strong for adults," I said.

"That’s it, next week you and I are going to Six Flags," Wilson said grinning, "think we can take Yun Jing?"

"Sure, but let me ask her, I seem to be able to convince her of things while you just piss her off," I said.

Wilson chuckled and shrugged, "God knows why."

"No, we all know why, you’re an asshole."

"Oh come on, you’re gonna tell me you liked that Robert guy?" Wilson asked.

"And what about all your exes? They were terrible!"

"No they weren’t!" Wilson said shocked.

"How about Amanda?"

"Uh well…"

"Tracy."

"Well she…"

"Leanne."

"Oh come she was…"

"Jackie."

"But her body!"

"Patricia."

"…okay no excuse for that one."

I chuckled and said, "Yun Jing’s boyfriends never compared to your dimwitted girlfriends."

"Okay, okay you’re right," Wilson said, "but what about all those little high school girls that follow you around? And don’t think I don’t know about the 18 year old. You’re a regular casanova."

"No I’m not, I never slept with any of those high school girls just kissed," I explained, "I only slept with the 18 year old and it was my first and only time."