"HAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!" Bette cried tackling Alice onto the bed.

"Ahh!" Alice squealed.

"Woo happy birthday!" Tina screamed jumping on top of Bette and Alice dog pile style.

Alice laughed loudly and tried to push her best friends off. Bette and Tina laughed as Alice successfully pushed them off.

"Thanks guys but God this isn’t football or a rock concert!" Alice laughed.

"I’m the kicker, I normally don’t tackle people," Bette said grinning.

"And I don’t like rock, I like classical," Tina said.

"I was being sarcastic!" Alice said.

"I know!" Bette said laughing.

Tina averted her gaze. Bette and Alice looked at her.

"You didn’t?" Alice said.

Tina blushed and shook her head.

"Aww T," Bette said draping her arm over Tina’s shoulders, "sometimes you’re so smart you’re stupid."

Tina smacked Bette’s chest and said, "and sometimes you’re so strong you’re a brute!"

"Aww aren’t we such great friends?" Alice said smiling. "So what are we gonna do for my 16th birthday?"

"First let’s rub it in Jenny’s face, I know you two are archenemies," Bette said, "she’ll hate it that you’re older than her."

"Well Jenny and I have been competing in everything for the past five years," Alice said grinning, "the best gift is to see her all pissed off because I beat her."

"Seriously your fight is so dumb I don’t understand why you do it," Tina said.

"Because everytime we have a boyfriend or girlfriend she steals them away," Alice said, "because everytime we’re competing for something we really want she buys it away from us with her millions."

"Because she’s a dirty-fighting bitch Tina," Bette agreed. "Come on remember your boyfriend Eric?"

"She stole him from me," Tina said sadly, "broke my heart." She quickly shook her head to rid herself of all emotion. She always did that and Bette and Alice hated it–it normally ended up with Tina having a nervous breakdown from all those bottled up emotions.

"And how about when I won the track and field race and she paid the referee to get me eliminated," Alice said.

"Or when I was winning the best couple award with Candace and she stole Candace from me just to take my award away with her dumbass boyfriend Jake," Bette said with a scoff.