"So this guy you’re hooking me up with," Tina said into the phone as she walked into Bloomingdales to find an outfit. "What’s his name?"

Alice chuckled on the line and said, "TK, seriously, this is the beauty of being bisexual like me. If all your blind dates with men suck, start dating women. Remember your last four dates? Dale was an idiot, Greg was a complete videogame geek, Adam was an asshole, and Maurice was just…boring."

"If I’m not mistaken you set me up with those guys Alice," Tina said.

Alice giggled. "Sorry I know, but I have way better taste in women."

"Really? How do you explain Gabby?"

"That was a fluke," Alice said, "take Dana. Hmm, perfect specimen of woman."

"I would date her if you didn’t."

"Thanks for upholding the bro-code and not dating my ex," Alice teased.

"Okay, but other than Dana who?"

"Stella."

"Vampire-dominatrix girl?"

"Okay she was crazy but a great girl."

"Alice if you set me up with some crazy witch girl so help me God…"

"I didn’t! I know that’s not your style," Alice said. "There’s also Tasha, my latest squeeze."

"Okay I’ll give you Tasha," Tina said, "she’s a catch. Still dating her?"

"Don’t even think about it Kennard, she’s mine."

"I wasn’t! Bro-code remember?" Tina said, "I was just asking cause it’d be cool to add her to our little group."

"Yeah so she could meet my ex-girlfriend and watch Shane score three chicks a night," Alice said sarcastically.

"Hey, there’s me!" Tina cried.

"You won’t grill her right?"

"Alice we’re best friends what other pleasures do I get?" Tina said, "I grill your girlfriends and you set me up with people."

"Okay, okay," Alice said, "so her name is Brenda and she’s a heart surgeon."

"A heart surgeon, holy shit," Tina murmured. "She might be too smart for me."

"No she’s totally down to Earth and she has the biggest boobs ever," Alice said.

Tina cocked an eyebrow.

"I know you’re cocking a brow."

"H-how, how the Hell do you do that?"

"I’m your best friend what other pleasures do I get."

"Fuck you."

Alice chuckled. "Anyways, she’s pretty hot and she’s meeting you at Cafe Lamar at 8pm."

"What will she be wearing? How am I supposed…"