Bette walked to the biggest dressing room and crawled underneath the door. From the inside she unlocked the door and opened it.

"Okay, come on in."

Tina walked into the dressing room and into the room. "Thanks. The biggest room, that’s awesome. I’ll definitely be talking to your manager."

"Uhh, yeah," Bette squeaked.

"Okay, I’m trying the red one first," Tina said.

"Okay," Bette said. Once the door closed she let out a sigh. She was surprised the woman didn’t realize Bette didn’t really work there. For one she didn’t have one of those cool headsets, or all black clothing, or a large set of keys hanging off her belt, or a nametag.

Bette sighed deeply then stood up straight deciding to tell Tina the truth. When the door opened to reveal Tina in that gorgeous red dress, Bette’s decision crumbled.

She had never seen a woman so gorgeous. "Wow," she breathed. "This guy you’re dating tonight is a lucky dude."

"Thanks," Tina said with a small blush. "But I think you mean lucky girl."

Bette’s eyebrows rose and she felt a wave of hope. "L-lucky girl? You’re uh, you’re gay?"

Tina smirked. "Got a problem with that?"

"No! Of course not, I’m uh," Bette took a deep breath, "I’m gay too."

Tina looked her up and down and grinned. "Alpha, butch type, loves lipstick dykes."

"Very good," Bette said with a small nod. "You could be alpha or sub you don’t really care. You date both butch and lipstick lesbos as well as men."

"Hmm I was wondering if you’d figure out I was bi," Tina said.

"I’ve been a lesbian my whole life I am a pro at spotting those things," Bette said.

"I’m impressed," Tina said. "So red dress? Nice?"

Suddenly it dawned on Bette that she was helping the woman pick out a dress for a date. She didn’t want her to look this drop dead gorgeous, her date wouldn’t be able to resist her.

"Uh well it’s nice but way to fancy for a first date, it gives off an air of desperation," Bette said.

"Oh, okay," Tina said, "let me try on some more."

"That one! Perfect!" Bette cried as Tina walked out in the green dress. The dress did look absolutely horrible, in fact hideous. It brought out all the wrong curves and it was completely unflattering.