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    Name your Portmanteau…

    The guard opened the heavily fortified door to allow Alice, Tina and Shane in to the visitors’ area of the medium security prison to meet with Helena. They had hopes of being able to provide some advice regarding the unfortunate circumstances surrounding her incarceration. In the meantime, another matter had arisen for discussion.
    "Tee, you gotta stop saying there’s no beautiful women, I see them everywhere I go," Shane interrupted her conversation with Tina to offer a greeting to one of the inmates as she smiled. "Hi."
    "Shane, beautiful women see you; they don’t see me," Tina said dejectedly.
    "Bullshit Tina," Alice offered her opinion as well, but her usual bravado was overshadowed by the fact that she clung to Tina’s arm in fear as they made their way down the hall. "You do need to stop hanging out with Bette so much though."
    "Especially since Jodie’s coming back. Just please do not go back to men, whatever you do," Shane implored. 
    "You guys, I’m interested in women," Tina replied. "It’s just hard to find someone after Bette."
    "Forget about Bette," Alice said. "It’s easy – I did it."
    "She just set the bar," Tina explained, gesturing with her hand to what she felt was an unreachable height.
    "You don’t need to go to bars; we can go wherever you want, expand it," Shane was decidedly distracted from the conversation with Tina and Alice because of the captive audience that surrounded her. 
    Shane veered off to complete another conversation. "Will you still be here when I…" she mimicked a return to the present location, nodding at the affirmative response she received and smiling broadly as she continued down the hallway. "Alright sugar."
    "We’ll be your wingmen," Alice intoned. "You know, your gay wingmen."
    "Great," Tina rolled her eyes at the dismal state in which she found her personal life.
    *********
    "Seriously Tee, the only reason she wasn’t interested in you is because she was with someone tonight," Shane tried to explain the unexplainable. She couldn’t fathom why women didn’t seem drawn to Tina. "She’s chivalrous. That’s a good thing. ‘Leave with the one that brought you’ kind of thing."
    "Thanks for the lift home Shane," Tina said. "And for trying to make me feel better about everything that didn’t happen tonight…I really did have too much to drink to be comfortable driving."
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    Comments

    1. Shane, I’d expect her to go there. She doesn’t often think beyond the moment or care about possible consequences. Tina… Well, I guess she was just drunk enough. ;) Thanks for posting.

    2. Shane having a crush on Tina is totally plausible — I could definitely see it happening — not long term — but they could have a night or a fling and still be friends.

    3. I like it but I’m no sure if I want it to happened.. In my opinion Shane wouldn’t go there bette is like her mentor and tina is like a sister and she has limits when it comes to her friends…

    4. Fuck yeah! Thank you for giving Tina the confidence she needed. This is what I’m talking about, it’s what I crave for Tina. Bette has moved on so Tina be strong and not wandering around in Bette’s shadow. Shane is a great friend for Tina. Fuck Bette 😖💨💩 sorry I let that one go! 😘👍 love it swimmie. Keep me coming, oh 😉 I did it again.

    5. Yes, I could see that happening, Shane was a good friend to all, but a mess to herself. Too bad she was written that way. The writers here do a much better job with who Shane could really be.

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