A – Apple

A is for Apple, Bette loves Apple and no I am not talkingabout the juicy, crunchy fruit which comes in green or red form. I’m talking about the Apple product range.  Every time we head into town she always drags me into the Apple store.” Look babe, I want one of them, Tina look the new iPhone, I’m going to trade my phone in a
get one, just wait her a sec, I’m going to talk to the genius” I roll my eyes I these situations, every time it’s the same process, a different product that she is off to buy.

Bette is an Apple fan girl…..there I said it, I sometimes wonder if she knows I still exist, I feel like the third wheel in the relationship with her Apple products.  I glance around our bedroom and can’t seem to avoid its presence, laid on top of the bed is her mac laptop, on the bedside cabinet is her iPod touch placed neatly in its
docking station, beside that her iPhone and I know what you’re thinking ohhhh no ipad …..Well your wrong Bette recently purchased the new ipad mini just for Angie so that she can excel at school. Excel at school…what’s wrong with pen and paper I ask.

I feel like my house is the Apple store, maybe I show go and buy myself a genius top then I would fit right in. we could have kinky iPhone sex and then seductively talk all about docking stations and iTunes, have you
backed up to I-cloud before we continue. I shake my head and laugh at the thought, maybe im exaggerating a bit.

“Babeeee” I hear Bette shout from downstairs

“Babbeeeeeeee” the plea got more desperate, as I wonder what
she could want; I sit up in bed ready for her arrival up the stairs. 5. 4. 3.
2. 1.

“Tina, have you seen my apple charger and my headphones”……………………..Ahhhhh I just want to scream, instead im calm and collected.

“No, I can recall seeing it” I replied with a sweet smile

“Oh well I’ll just go into town and buy a new one, Apple store here I come” she sounds gleeful

That’s it I want a divorce…….

 Now where did I put my Blackberry.