Fan Fiction
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Uhm… Life as b.p? Chp2
“uhm, are you alright?”
I snapped out of my mini trance as i heard someone talking to me.
“oh. Uhm… Yeah, yeah i’m uhm… I’m good, great actually, yeah. Uh… Tnx for that, uhm… You know, saving me” i say as she pulls me up and i’m standing up straight now.
i hear her giggle and i swear it’s the most amazing sound i’ve ever heard, next to her voice that is.[*coughs* corny *coughs*]
“hi, i’m tina. I was just in line to get some lunch when i saw you about to take a nasty fall. You’re bette potter right? I think we have demistry together”[demistry-> demon history? Idk, pls just go with it]
she… She knows my name? T.. Tina knows my name?
“uhm… Are you okay, bette?” she says and i snap out of another mini trance.
“so beautiful” was all i could think of as i stared into those hazel eyes. Beautiful eyes, lips looking so soft, angelic face *sighs* so beautiful.
“so hot was all i could think of as i stared at that amazing ass. Round, inviting *happy sigh* so hot” alice says[haha, i’m totally alice rn]
“-_- al i swear to God i will murder you if you don’t stop intruding on my pov time” i say to her giving her a look that could torture & kill, if looks could kill.
“okay okay sorry, shees!” she says.
As i was saying. Yeah, so beautiful, i could get lost in those…
“hey, are you sure you’re alright?” she asks giving me a weird look.
“yeah, i’m… Uh…”
Ahem! I heard someone fake cough beside me.
“yeah, uhm, hi :) i’m Alice, who you ask? Uhm, no one important just the amazing BEST FRIEND standing over here waiting to be acknowledged” alice said while faking a frown.
“oh, i’m so sorry, i didn’t see you there, i’m…” tina was saying but al cut her off
“oh trust me, i know who you are, i keep hearing your name every night while i’m trying to get some sleep” says al, and i give her a death glare and i’m pretty sure if she doesn’t behave her body’s going to be found at a toxic waste dump site pretty soon.
“uhm, okay…” tina says giving al & i a confused look.
“well, uhm… Since you’re all better & stuff, i’ve got to go back to my friends now” tina says.
“uh… Yeah, cool… Sure… Yeah” i say while i hear tina giggle & walk away.
ALICE: *slaps bette upside the head* “just when i think you can’t get any more hopeless, you manage to prove me wrong” al says as she starts to walk away.
BETTE: “fuck you al”
ALICE: “you really need to get over your obsession with fucking me” al shouts and i hear some students start laughing as i keep my head down and try to catch up to al.
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(9PM SAME DAY)
i’m sitting on the couch watching “Resident Evil” with al, i really love that movie.
“yeah, milla jovovich could totally get it” says al.
*sighs* at this point i don’t even bother telling her to shut up anymore. She seems to love invading my POV[btw whose p.o.v do you wanna see next chp?]
“and by ‘it’, i mean SEX, she can get me to fuck the crap out of her. Like wow, she’s just one of those people who are so hot you just wanna go up to them like-> congratulations on your dna you know?” al says and i throw a pillow to al’s head as she runs outta the room.
I see al waltz back in carrying tons of food.
BETTE: “uhm, al? Isn’t it a little too late for all that? ”
ALICE: “late for what? I’m just having a midnight snack.”
BETTE: “midnight snack? More like midnight 3course meal with dessert”
“whoah!” Al shouts as milla kills a bunch of zombie vultures by manipulating fire with her mind.
BETTE: “now this is why i hate birds, and anything that flies. Thank God for wingless insects”
ALICE: “i hate all insects. I hate any insect that flies, crawls, runs, jumps, rolls, twitches, twerks, jerks, dougies, hops, shuffles, cartwheels, moonwalks and does the fucking harlem shake”
BETTE: *smh* “i’m pretty sure insects don’t moonwalk al”
ALICE: *huffs* “As if! You don’t know what they do on their time off from torturing humans. They’re probably holding insect orgies and experiment with drugs[i actually really think about this. Like, what do bugs do when they’re not creeping us the fuck out?]
BETTE: *sighs* “i have no words for you al.”
ALICE: “yeah, whatever. You wouldn’t be saying that when some convicted cockroach sneaks into your bed at night and has its way with you. That’s what they do man, i mean, haven’t you ever wondered why they’ve got COCK in their name? COCKroach? I mean come on! That’s suspicious. Have you ever heard of PUSSYroach or some other insect like that? No! Because it’s creepy man, what’s the COCK for? Making smoothies? I think not! It’s for taking advantage of innocent teens like me.
BETTE: 0_0 *blinks* 0_0 *blinks* 0_0 *gets up and walks away*
ALICE: “hey, bette? Where are you going? SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN AMIGO! They’re everywhere i tell you, EVERYWHERE!
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aiit, i’m gonna stop here. It’s 2am where i’m at and i wanna go watch cartoons so… Lol bye now. *runs away*


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