Spencer: Excuse me?

Clerk: Yes?

Spencer: I’m looking for the dvd of the TV show Rock Spawn. Do you have it?

The clerk gave her a curious look and began typing in his computer.

Clerk: Yeah, we have it. Follow me.

Spencer trailed just behind the young man.

Reaching to the shelf the clerk handed her the dvd.

Clerk: There ya go.

Spencer: Thanks!

Clerk: Don’t thank me until you’ve watched it.

Feeling embarrassed, Spencer decided to lie.

Spencer: It’s for a paper I’m writing.

Clerk: Uh huh.

He was obviously unconvinced.

Spencer rolled her eyes and walked to the counter to pay. She couldn’t believe she was doing this. If anyone ever found out they would definitely wonder about the state of her sanity. It wasn’t until she was safely hidden in her car that she ripped the dvd out of her bag. There she was and she looked amazing. Not much about her had actually changed over the course of 3 years, physically anyway. She still had the most radiant smile Spencer had ever seen and her nose still wrinkled in the exact same spot. Spencer felt warmth run through her body and she couldn’t help but grin from ear to ear. That was until she noticed the flashing red and blue lights behind her.

Spencer: Shit.

Standing to her right was a uniformed police officer with clipboard in hand.

Officer: Ma’am are you aware that you are parked in a handicap spot?

Spencer: Um no. I wasn’t. Sorry. I just had to run in and so I guess I just parked wherever.

The officer looked over Spencer and saw the dvd sitting on her passenger seat.

Officer: I met her once?

Spencer: I’m sorry?

Officer: The girl on the cover of that dvd. I met her.

Spencer: Oh…

Officer: Well, not really met. I arrested her but she was real nice.

Spencer frowned.

Spencer: Arrested her for what?

Officer: She instigated some bar fight. Nothing too bad.

Spencer: Well, that’s good, I guess.

Office: She’s a real wild one.

Spencer: May I go sir?