Marrisa and Alex were doing what they do best, acting stupid. They were driving down the highway at 90 mph (typical California speed) in their convertible when they heard a siren.

"What’s that behind us?" Marissa said.

"Oh shit, it’s a cop!" Alex responded, noticing that I was on my motorcycle with my police gear on. I though I would have to bribe the OCPD for borrowing their uniform and motorcycle but when I told them I was gonna kill Marissa Cooper, they give it to me for free! It seems that they were sick and tired of writing police reports on her.

As the siren was on I signaled the two skanky hoes to pull over.

"Why is he trying to pull us over, we are only doing 90 mph!" Alex asked with a puzzling look.

"Just pull over, I think we can explain to the cop if you know what I mean." Marissa responded then winked at Alex with the subtle code of what they THINK they’re gonna do to me.

You see people Marissa and Alex are bisexuals and one and only one thing bisexuals are good at is sex. They use it for every mean to fulfill their manipulative selfish ends, but back to the story.

They finally pulled over (after 10 miles of me putting on the sirens), then I pull up next to them and pretend that I was gonna give them a ticket.

"License and registration please." I said

"What are we doing wrong officer?" Alex responded on the driver side of the car.

"License and registration please, don’t let me repeat myself." I said.

"Why are you pulling us over officer? Come on now, we are not the type of people you would want to arrest." Alex said with her obnoxious Cali accent.

"Yeah officer, we’re rich and white! You’re suppose to only arrest the dark-skinned people" Marissa said.

When that ugly-ass ho said that I nearly flip my lid, she got some nerves saying that.

"OK, get da fuck out of the car, both of you NOW!"

"No way dude!" Marissa shouted back. So they wanna play tough with me huh? I took my knifestick and smashed the front headlights, that got their attention.