The next day at King High….

Did I just hear my name…. Did someone just touch my ass!?!?

“Hey blondie, how you doing this morning?”

“Hey Ash!! Did you just pat my ass?”

“Maybe…. and maybe not” she said with that adorable nose crinkle smile and a sexy wink

“Were you a jock in a former life?”

“Shut up Spence, you’re so not funny”

“I am, you’re just laughing on the inside”

“Whatever…. anyway, what are your plans after school, I was thinking maybe we could hang out?”

“I’d love to Ash, but I got my final audition for the squad this afternoon”

“I’m heartbroken, being ditched for the queen bitch is a great way to start the morning”

“You’re such a drama queen you know that?”

“So I’ve been told….”

“Spencer wait up….. SPENCER!!” What the, who the hell is that and what’s the emergency?

“Sis, wait up I got to talk to ya real quick” Aarrgghh trust Glen to ruin a perfectly good conversation

“Sorry Ash I’d better go, catch ya later?”

“Sure thing Spence, I’ll see ya in class?”

“Save me a seat?”

“Done…. Later masturbator” Another wink and she’s gone, I didn’t even have time to think of an equally smart ass reply lol

“What do you want Glen?”

“What are you doing talking to her?”

“Who, Ashley?” I am so not in the mood for a lecture right now, I was in a good mood

“Yeah Ashley! I don’t want you hanging around with her sis, she’s nothing but trouble”

“How would you know Glen, you don’t even know her and it’s only our second day at school?”

“Word is she breaks girls in Spence, that’s not the kind of person you want to be associated with. She’s a use em and loose em kind of girl, she’s GAY Spencer!!”

“What does that have to do with the price of fish Glen?”

“People are already saying you’ll just be another notch on her bedpost”

“It’s not like that Glen, we’re just friends and anyway since when did you start to care who I hang out with?”

“Since everyone at school started calling you a dyke”

“God Glen you know I hate that word, besides I don’t care what everyone says we’re just friends”

Oh my god, Ashley’s gay!! I thought she was flirting with me but I just figured I was reading into things…. Ok don’t jump the gun Spence, even if you were interested in girls, which you’re so not, why would Ashley have even the slightest interest in you?

“Don’t say I didn’t warn you sis…. got to go get some work done in the gym before school if I wanna be on my A game for practice…. Later”

“He’s right chica, Davies is not the person you want to be hanging out with…. especially if you want to make the hottest squad in town”

Could this day get any worse!?

“Madison, I didn’t see you there”

“Whatever…. So what was your boy talking about, he play ball?”

“Yeah, he was all star back home in Ohio”

“Well new school, new rules, there’s only room for one star on this team and he’s not it”

Was she this much of a bitch yesterday, let me think…. oh yeah, I guess she was!! Just keep your mouth shut, you wanna make the squad so just smile and play nice

“I thought so…. so your ass better not be late this afternoon Spencer, you’re already walking a thin line”

Bugger (thanks Al for an alternative swear word btw) this is so not my day!! Shit, now I’m even having side notes in my head?? It’s official I’m going insane, I’m one conversation with myself away from the loony bin …. At least I’m going to see Ash in class, that’s something to look forward to.