“Well, goodnight and crap.” Rosalie said to him. I heard her mumble “for the last time, ever.” under her breath. I smiled, glad that she was actually going to do something about the little puppy. Now if I could do something about Mike, life would be perfect.

“Is something wrong, honey?” Rosalie was shaking, physically shaking. While Alice and I were practically rolling around on the floor, laughing our heads offs, but still trying to be quiet so that he couldn’t hear us make fools of ourselves. He was practically begging to be murdered.

“Nothing at all, don't worry about it." She snapped, her patience finally worn out.

“Oh, okay, well goodnight then, see you tomorrow!” He said happily, but before he could get out another word, Rose slammed her phone shut.

I could almost see the fire coming out of her. I swear she could be a very good dragon, if she ever felt the need to turn psychotic. The day she met a man who could handle her moods was the day I would buy a subscription to Vogue.

“And why did you ever date him?” Alice choked out after a moment, still trying to regain her composure.

"Is Eric actually any better?" Rosalie shot back at Alice straight away, trying to get the conversation away from her disastrous boyfriend.

“I never said that, Eric is just as bad, but at least he doesn’t call me every night!” Alice pointed out. I began to worry about Alice’s health; Rose was getting VERY pissed at her.

“Rose, don’t be so angry, I can smell your hair starting to burn on your head.” I laughed. Rose’s violet eyes were narrowing, and I could tell that she was getting angry.

“Whatever. Tomorrow, Tyler and I are DONE! I don’t want to be near a guy for a long time after we break up,” Rose almost shouted it, pulling her ice-cream up off the table and taking a huge spoonful.

“You say that now, but after you dump Tyler, I guarantee that you will find a new guy to sleep within the day.” Alice replied to her.

“No way, I’m not that much of a slut. I have done some things that are slutty, but I’m not that bad!” Rose tried to look offended, but she failed. “When have I gone from one guy to another within a day?”