“No, but I was watching for a little bit.  I think I get the idea, and it looks really easy.” She said without a care in the world. The other two kids played it safe and stuck to the easy difficulty while I went with medium…the singer had the easiest job after all. It didn’t matter though. If Alicia had never ever played this game, we were going to fail out fast.

The game started…and our random song ended up being “Lump” by The Presidents of the United States of America. I wasn’t the biggest fan of the song, so I decided to substitute Weird Al Yankovic’s lyrics instead. “Gump sat along on a bench in the park! My name is Forrest he casually remarked! Waiting for the bus with his hands in his pockets, he just kept saying life was like a box of chocolates! He’s Gump; he’s Gump, what’s in his head?” I had the rest of the players rolling in the isles. The bass guitar player was laughing hard, but not missing any notes. The drummer missed a note here and there. But Alicia…holy shit! Her arms and fingers moved like lightning! She was laughing at my tomfoolery more than anyone else, but she didn’t miss a beat at all! The colored notes seemed to come at her at a million miles an hour, but she hit every single last one of them! She even did some dancing a little…the speed of the game was nothing to her!

“I…I thought you said you never played this before!” The bass player gasped, actually missing five notes of his own, as he watched Alicia fire off her notes like she was shooting a machinegun instead of a guitar. It normally takes people weeks of practice before they can get that good!”

“I told you the truth! I’ve never played this before, but I was right…it is easy and fun too!” She said defensively.

At that point, I couldn’t help myself. I started looking around for hidden cameras. This gal was unreal. She was interested in me…a fat, unattractive older man who collected little dolls of super heroes. She claimed to have never played an exceptionally hard game (well, to me at least) yet blew the thing away with her breakneck speed and expertise. She was hot, funny, and seemed very kind…all at the same time. Either this was a bit for that show Candid Camera, or I was a character in a bad fan fiction. Suddenly I noticed Renesmee appear beside Alicia.