A/N: Congrats to sometimestheycallmejackie for guessing what the talk was about. Enjoy the chapter!

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Chapter 7: Sex Talks and Shiny Things

EPOV

We wandered down the hall to Carlisle's office at a human pace. I was trying to control my issue before we went in. Trying to think of a way to calm it down, I came up with the worst, but best solution. Picturing Emmett and Rose, the graphic way that Emmett thinks of her.

I shuddered, but it worked. I walked quicker now, eager to get this talk over with so we could resume where we had left off.

I walked in and both Carlisle and Esme were blocking their thoughts from me. This couldn't be good.

“Hello, Edward, Bella. Please sit. We'd like to have a word with you.” Carlisle said, motioning to the two chairs across from him.

Esme stood behind him, resting her hands on his shoulders. She looked like she was trying desperately to hold a smile, but it turned into more of a grimace.

Oh, this can't be good.

I put on a smile and was glad that my power wasn't reversed, so that they couldn't read my mind.

“This talk, has a long time coming. I'm not sure if your mother ever covered this subject, when you were a human.” Esme said, looking at me.

“We're also dealing with a very unique situation, so we feel we should inform you fully and explain how this works.” Carlisle said, looking at both of us.

Oh great. Tell me this isn't the sex talk. I'm over a hundred years old, and I'm getting the sex talk? You've got to be kidding me. I've heard about this embarrassing thing in the other kids' minds. Didn't think I'd ever have to go through this! Poor Bella. She must be so embarrassed.

I looked at Bella who remained as clueless and confused as ever.

“Now, we've never actually really had this kind of issue since we usually change the person before we interact in such a way, but since Edward refuses to, we need to tell you the risk involvement in, how shall I put this nicely, inter-species mating.” Carlisle finished nicely.