I cringed and ran into the store. I reached for my shopping list in my purse and… It was gone! I must have left it at home… There was not enough time to go back home and get the list, so I just had to work with my memory.

   "First I need to get shampoo and conditioner…" I mumbled to myself as I picked up two bottles of Pantiene Ice Shine.

   "And hairspray…" I selected a bottle of Aussie Awesome hairspray.

   "A blow dryer…"

   By the time I was finished, I had 3 carts full of supplies (the carts were being pushed by men who offered to be my slaves). Now for an amazing action scene. Imagine it in slow-motion for a better effect. I pulled out my platinum credit card, my baby. As I swiped her through the swipie-thing, I saw Jacob Black running toward me. I had to work fast, or else he would steal these supplies, too, and I didn't have enough time to get more. I punched in the numbers at vampire speed and told my slaves to give me the carts.

   Somehow, I managed to get the carts out to the car and everything in the trunk, but in my peripheral vision, I saw Jacob still running at me, desperation evident in his eyes. I hopped in the car and floored it, hitting 5 Wal-Mart employees and my slaves on the way out of the parking lot.

   I got home, unloaded everything, and noticed that one thing was missing… Something that I could not work without… Bella!

   I looked out the window, fearing the worst, and saw that she was already at the altar. I ran down as fast as I possibly could and yelled.

   "I OBJECT!!!"

   Everyone turned around to look at me, shock on their faces.

   "Alice…" Bella began "I'm sorry, but I don't think of you that way. I love Edward…"

   "No, stupid! You're not fit for a wedding just yet! Jacob stole my wedding supplies, so I ran to… Wal-Mart… And bought some new things. Come on! We have to make you goregeous!" I said as I started to drag her back up the isle. Everyone had shock frozen on their faces as I dragged a thrashing Bella into the house (the wedding was taking place in the back yard).

   "Now…" I said as I tied Bella's hands and feet to the chair "Let's begin…"

   "Noooooo!!!" she screamed theatrically.

   By the time I was finished, Bella truly did look better than Cinderella… Not that I doubted she would.

   "Wow…" she breathed "I guess you are the Fairy God Mother, Alice! Thank you!" she said as she gave me a bear hug that rivaled Emmett's.

   "Now, time for you to ge married!" I said as I linked arms with my best friend and walked her down the isle. Screw Charlie, I wanted to walk her…

   Jasper was the minister (go figure). Bella slipped up a few times, like when she said "I'll take you for rich or for rich" insted of "rich or poor", but other than that, it was a storybook wedding… Only with vampires and one human as bridesmaids.

   "Yep…" I siad as I leaned my head against Jazz's shoulder "Cinderella would definitely be jealous…"