Edward’s P.O.V.

“I know a song that’ll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that’ll get on your nerves and this is how it goes.” His thoughts sang over and over again. I quickly concentrated on blocking his thoughts out of my mind, but it was too late the song was already stuck and it started to go round and around my mind. I growled under my breath and the inhabitants in the room all turned to look at me. At that point I heard Alice start to quietly giggle. I quickly pried into her thoughts but she had also started thinking that annoying song. It was at that point as I was attempting to get the annoying song out of my head that Carlisle walked up to me. He smiled in a curious way and perched on the edge of my chair.

“Hey Edward.” He said huskily touching my arm lightly. I immediately pried into his thoughts but they were a mess. I caught phrases like “So dreamy,” and “Want him now,” and some rather graphic images of Carlisle. I smiled cautiously not entirely sure what was going on and shifted slightly away from him.

“Yes Carlisle?” I said as he ran his arms lightly up and down my arm.

“Well I was just thinking…you should wear your hair more to the side it makes you look really hot.” He said pushing my hair in the style he liked. I edged away straightening my hair down.

“Uh, okay Carlisle I’ll bare that in mind.” I edged further away from him, which turned out to be a mistake as he slid off the arm onto the sofa itself and pushed himself even closer to me. Carlisle looked up at me from under his eyelashes and smiled in a almost seductive way.

“I was just thinking how hot you look right now.” He said and suddenly began leaning towards me, I leaned away but he kept on leaning in. We continued in this pattern until I was lying flat against the couch and Carlisle had my arms pinned to my sides his body towering over mine. I could feel his hot breath on my face as his lips got closer and closer to mine. Luckily then Esme stormed in.

“Jasper stop that right now!” She shouted crossing her arms over her stomach and looking every bit the angry mother. “How many times this decade have you made two family members fall in love with each other? It’s not funny anymore” Carlisle had moved off me the strong feelings of lust having dissipated. I could see Alice, Emmett and Rosalie cracking up in a corner while Jasper looked suitably humbled in his chair.

“But Esme.” He whined, “It’s always funny when it’s Edward you know how uptight he is.” Jasper smiled hopefully, however Esme did not look impressed and the waves of calm where doing nothing to help her.

“No Jasper, I told you no practicing your talents on members of the family. Now you are not allowed any new games consoles for the next decade and I’m confiscating your X-Box for a month.” She said firmly heading towards the TV and hastily unplugging the wires.

“Ah but Esme,” Emmett chipped in, “what did I do wrong? This is punishing me as well as Jasper and it’s not my fault.” He complained, I didn’t know why he bothered we all knew he would get it back in a week Esme was too kind for real punishments usually we all sorted each other out.

“Well I didn’t see you jumping in to help Carlisle or poor Edward so you can take the punishment as well.” She wondered out the room at this smiling to herself about the harsh punishment she enforced. Carlisle followed her out the room and if Vampires could blush we all knew he would be beat red. I looked at Jasper menacingly already starting to plot revenge, I stormed out the room up to my bedroom.