takes place the day before the performance

                   chap 2

        I wake up and notice that these are not my sheets or my bed or my pillow, even the 

 bed feels funny.  " oh great what the fuck did I do this time", or who…. The walls are a

sicking happy yellow color. The room looks like it belongs to a teenager. I look to my left

and see that there is a bay window and it is swung open, I hear children playing and birds

chirping. " Where the fuck am I, Disney or something". I smell breakfast,pancakes and eggs

and bacon, what? I have a good nose. I swing my legs off the bed and then realize that I am

without any article of clothing, so I frantically search the floor for my clothes. " underwear check

bra ha there you are, shirt shirt where are you? On the lamp…..nice, K all I need is my

" Hey, didn’t think you would be up" I hear the door a little to late and turn around slowly to

come face to face with a blond haired, blue eyed and if I must say so myself, a very pretty

girl.

"Ahh yea….just trying to find my clothes is all, you wouldn’t happen to know where my jeans

are would you?

"Uhh check the ceiling fan"

I look up and sure enough I see my jeans spinning around and around. " what the hell" I

mumble.

"Yea it got a little crazy last night.

"I can tell"

"hey ash, uh you gonna stay for breakfast cuz I made pancakes and eggs and some bacon?

Ha I told all of you.

"Um Um

"its Rachel"

"Ha I knew that, I was just thinking of what I had lined up today is all.

"Oh okay, this is the part where you tell me you are really busy and that you will call, but you

and I both know I will never hear from you again.

"Look Rachel, I’m sure I had a great time and all, I just don’t do relationships, I’m sorry.

As I say that I am standing on the bed to retrieve my Hollister jeans from the ceiling fan, and