Kyla: Me and Aiden got married last night!

Carmen: Congratulations! Carmen gently grabs Kyla’s face and initiates a big sloppy French kiss. Aiden comes out of the room just in time to witness the kiss. He‘s upset

Aiden: What the hell?

Kyla pulls away from Carmen and gives her a look like “What the hell are you doing?” To Kyla: Unbelievable…not you too…What is it with me? Am I some kind of lesbian starter kit…The fuckin Great Converter, first Ash, then, Spence, and now you?

Kyla: Aiden no, it’s not like that…I told her we got married, she said congratulations, then, she kissed me…she kissed me.

Carmen: You know you liked it…you both did…he’s thinking threesome right now.

Kyla: No way, you got the wrong sister I’m not gay!

Carmen: Not yet! Kyla looks at Carmen in disgust. Carmen continues: You can’t tell me you’ve never thought about being with another girl. you’ve never been a girl, not even when you were drunk, or high?…or thought about how a man can never satisfy you as good as you can… that you never wonder why you even bother with guys when you’re perfectly capable of achieving maximum pleasure on your own…that you’ve never for one second realized that it’d be way better with another chick ’cause only we really know the female body. If you even try to tell me that you’re lying everyone at least thinks about it…only the smart ones act on it though! Laughs

Kyla: Of course I’ve thought about it…My sister’s gay, but that doesn’t mean anything…c’mon Aiden let’s go.

Aiden: Wait…maybe she has a point.

Carmen notices that Aiden has an erection, laughs, and points: Looks like you’re the one who’s gotta point! Carmen laughs again.

Kyla looks at her husband’s obvious erection protruding inside his pants with surprised: Aiden, you really like this idea?

Aiden Frantic and Confused: What’s the right answer? Is this a trick question? Is this your first marital test?

Kyla: It’s okay just answer, please.

Aiden: Against my better judgment, I have to admit that seeing you two kiss, and Carmen talkin ‘bout what it’s like to be with another girl it was hot! Oh, and as long as I’m being honest I was thinking about what it’d be like to have a three-way!