“Uh…this is awkward.”

“Ash, if you say the word awkward one more time. I’m going to smack you.” Brooke smiles as a lady with what looks like only a piece of tissue for underwear, hands her a drink.

“Come on, you can’t say this isn’t awkward.” I argue while taking the margarita away from Brooke just before her lips touch it. “No drinking.” It was one of the rules I made before we got her into the strip club. “Anyway…I’m at a fucking strip club with my little sister…this equals awkward.”

“Just one sip.” I shake my head no. “This is not awkward…having my sister’s girlfriend sitting across from me with a half naked lady grinding on her is awkward.” Brooke says while focusing on Spencer, who is at the moment getting a nice little lap dance by a pretty good looking Blonde.

“No…that is hot.” I grin and watch the Blonde tease my girl. Brooke rolls her eyes and stand.

“Something’s wrong with you two. I’m going over by the stage.”

“Whatever…just be careful…mom would kill me if I let you get hurt.” I wave her off. “Don’t.” I say not taking my eyes off of Spencer. Brooke puts my drink down and starts walking off again. “I’m not playing Brooklyn.” She rolls her eyes again and walks off.

“Having fun?” I laugh when Spencer stumbles into my lap.

“I’m drunk.” Spencer giggles and rests her head on my shoulder.

“That you are. That you are.” I laugh.

“I can’t believe this shit.” Jordan, Spencer and I are currently leaning against the bar watching my sister flirts with one of the gentleman who has come to see the show.

“Does she not understand that this is a strip club?” Spencer asks while winking at one of the ladies that walked past for the tenth time. I roll my eyes.

“Spence…babe, keep it in your pants.”

‘We should invite her home with us.” Whatever type of alcohol Jordan had in her mouth is now covering half the bar.

“Shit…sorry.” She says helping whip up her mess.

“She was just joking Jay.” I laugh. 

“Yeah…if we were going to have a threesome we would defiantly invite you.” Spencer says and run her fingers along Jordan’s exposed arm.