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The Porn Chronicles: A bunch of one-shots under a common book title. – (Chapter: Secret Santa)
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I fucking hate Kyla right now.
”Come on, Ash. It’s not that big of a deal. It’s not like you even had to pick out the present.”
I glared at her, “That’s because I didn’t want to take part anyway.”
She sighed, “Come on, Ash. You never take part. Just this one time, please just try to pretend you’re having a good time.”
”Whatever Kyla, but you so owe me.”
She smiled widely with a little bounce, “Whatever.”
”Who pulled my name anyway?”
She shrugged, “I don’t know.”
I scrunched my eyebrows together, “I thought you knew everything.”
”No. After last year, it was decided that it was a requirement to keep it to yourself otherwise you’d be fined.”
I snickered, “Real smart Kyla. Keep people quiet by threatening to take their money away.”
She shrugged, “It sort of worked.”
”Well… do you think they’l-“
”No,” she cut me off.
”How do you even know what I was going to say?”
She rolled her eyes, “Because you ask me the same thing every time a holiday comes around, even when we don’t celebrate it or when it’s not a holiday for exchanging presents. No, no one is going to give you Spencer for a present.”
I pouted, “Why not?”
”Because Spencer is a human and slavery is illegal. On top of that, she’s straight.”
”Not if she’s bent over my desk,” I mumbled.
Kyla put her hands over her ears, “Ashley! Gawd damn it, I don’t want to hear it.”
The elevator finally came to a stop and the doors opened, “Do I really-“
”Get the hell out of this elevator and get your ass into the party.”
I growled almost inaudibly before making my way out of the elevator and into the party. Almost instantaneously, my employees began waving, saying hello, and bringing their dates over to meet me.
I smiled, waved back, said hello, and was polite to all of them as best as I could be. When I was talking to the 17th person and their date, I noticed that Spencer was standing, talking to a guy with black hair.
I quickly excuse myself and make a direct bee-line for Spencer and her soon to be dead… date.
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ummm… why wasnt my christmas that good? Either way hat’s off dude, that was a demonstration of comedic writing and spankworthy sex. pms…please
AWESOME! looooved it!
Hot christmas!
dang and i bet they were stepping around each other for a while pms
wow hot lol :) i just got done reading it :) it was supper hot lol :) and spencer as ashley’s gift awsome great job :) how come i didnt get a gift like that?*pouts* o well maybe next year lol :) pms please it was awsome :)
My Lord, that was hot as heck! I feel so dirty reading smut like that on a Sunday. A good kind of dirty.
-_- haha
omfg. well-f**king-done! def one of the best ever. red heels sliding down the back and into the jeans- real niiiice :) and there just arent enough stories with toys so thanks for helping to balance that out :)
Holy fucking hell! I’m at a los for words. AMAZING! That’s all i got, and that doesnt even cover it.
Super hott !! Loved it, as always. Lol and keep forgetting to change the title! Well, there’s always next time so I’m sure it’ll eventually happen.
my brain is such mush right now after reading this that i don’t even think i can begin to describe how fanstastic it was. why the hell couldn’t my christmas have been like that? damn. HOT!!! LOVED IT!
Oh, my. You got 6 smiley faces from jazziejazz?!?! I’m not sure anyone has topped that before! And I love prettyboi’s “demonstration of comedic writing and spankworthy sex”