THAT? THAT IS WHAT SHE THINKS IS PAINFUL FROM ALL THIS? FRUIT LOOP OR WHAT?

“He knew which teeth would be checked in the post mortem; needless to say they were the teeth he extracted”

“And?” I encouraged either one of them to continue, I was intrigued all the more.

“Well I handed my car keys over to Claire, some clothes and my favourite necklace to put on the body, she then wished us fair well and she took care of the rest, with a nice little bonus in her pay cheque.

“Easy really” I joked. “Was there never a point in time where you thought you should have just told Edward and Bella, neither one of them would have said a word?”

“We couldn’t risk it, have you met my mother?”

“Yes” I laughed, I knew she was being rhetorical “I understand she believes you and Jacob to be one big shame on the family, but she would rather have the shame and you back than think you are dead”

“No, no you have it wrong….what is your name?” Tanya eventually asked.

“Teresa”

“Well Teresa, my mother would want to know I was alive yes, but she would just be keeping tabs on me the rest of our lives, to make sure we never returned to shame her, she is not a motherly mother Teresa, she only had children for show” Tanya shook her head in disgust.

“I am quite sure that is not true, she was heartbroken when she found out you where dead”

“In front of Edward, family and friends, yes I am sure she was, now my father….well my father, his loss would have been genuine, I love my father, and he is the one person I feel pain for everyday”

“Jacob?” I asked for his input.

“My family know I am alive…..” ok that shocked the fuck out of me.

“But Bella….I mean she went to your funeral, she seen them and still they lied to her?”

“At my request yes, they were doing what I asked, do not think badly of them, I am sure it was horrible for them”

“Oh yeah fake tears the lot” I added sarcastically.