Chapter 3: A Snowball's Chance In My Hell

Now it's time to take care of some serious business, to kill off Snowball. Yvonne told me that Ritchie has been seeing Snowball at a warehouse in South London. Snowball's been hiding from the police since she escaped from Larkhall. She may have gotten the upper hand on me that one time, but little did she knew that I have very strong connections here in London. I found the warehouse and entered in quietly. She was in one of the rooms talking to someone on her cell phone and I was hiding behind the wall next to the door to the room. I was just waiting for the right time to surprise her but I didn't have to do that. When she came out of the room I sneaked up behind her and got a chokehold on her with my right arm and held the point of the Raging Bulldagger to her temple with my left hand.

"Hello Snowball"

"Oh bloody fuckin' shit! Please tell me it's a nightmare."

"Yeah it is, a real-life nightmare for you! Please tell me why did you try to poison me and steal the money. Remember we agreed to share it 50-50?"

"Yes, but I didn't do it for selfish reasons, I did it for more personal reasons. You killed most of my friends and ex-lovers that were in the porn business because you considered them 'those people'. I still remember hearing how you viciously and sadistically tortured, maimed, and killed my good friend Jenna Jameson. You pretty much single-handedly eliminated the porn industry, making it hard for me to find a job. But I'll never, ever forgive you for how you killed my sweetheart Roxanne Rubyfruit. She was one of the top lesbian pornstars in the world and she was also the love of my life, my world, my everything AND YOU TOOK IT ALL AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" I thought she was telling me a joke, because bisexuals are incapable of truely loving someone and being in a committed relationship, especially someone who is of the same sex.

"I remember seeing her dead body lying in our bed, blood was all over the room, she had fishing wire marks on her neck, it also looked like someone stabbed her right in her pussy, and the biggest giveaway of them all was that her Sapphire Sisters ring was missing. Right then and there I knew it was you who was behind it. I took me a long time to get over her somewhat, even to this day I haven't totally gotten over her. My love of my life is now Ritchie, but at one time I loved her just as much. We were engaged and was planning to get married in Canada, yes Canada, a country I know you're very familiar with. However you killed her the day before we were going to get married, it seems that you really don't like gay marriages, so you had to eliminate one of us didn't you."