Chapter 3: A Trip To the Midlands Part 2

About 15 minutes after sorting out Frances I went to Kris and Selena's place. Kris and Selena are long-time lovers who were in Larkhall together as prisoner and prison officer respectfully. Kris went in for a crime she didn't commit but she did plead guilty so that her sister (the one who committed it) didn't go to jail. Eventually she later protest about her innocence and they finally arrested her sister for the crime. After that the British Courts let her go, which makes no sense to me. Shouldn't she still be in jail for lying in court? That's the stupid British legal system for you…it's a joke! Since Frances knew how tough Kris was, she hired her as a Prison Officer and both she and Selena are now working the afternoon shift in a prison. That was my fortunate luck since they won't have to leave for work until later in the morning.

However today I'm gonna be judge and jury of Kris and her Pussy Pal/Fanny Friend Selena. When I'm judge and jury, the verdict is always guilty and the punishment is always death.

I was able to easily enter in their home and just like what I did to Frances I waited for them. They had three cats in the house and they started to make noise. I hate cats. I don't know why lezzies in general love cats so much, aren't they busy enough petting each other's kitties? Eventually they came down and saw me in their living room watching 'Trisha'. I was relaxing with my feet on their sofa while eating Walker's Prawn (Shrimp) Cocktail Crisps (Potato Chips) and drinking a Red Stripe beer (lager). Kris and Selena came up to me and was blocking the TV from my view.

"Hey man, I'm trying to watch TV here, do you mind?"

They didn't say anything for a few seconds.

"Well if it ain't the devil himself, and I'm not talking about Fenner." Kris said while staring straight at me.

"So this is the guy who went out and killed many queers in North America and England, including Karina Leskanich from Katrina and the Waves and Caroline Aherne" Selena asked, like a stupid slag.