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This Bloody Island Part 4: To Nick a Scot (Nikki/Helen)
Two days after we finally robbed Nikki's old nightclub Chix and blew it up to pieces, we were able to sell off all the jewellery and valuables that we had. It all came up to 32,000 pounds! Damn, I didn't know that these pathetic dykes were rich like that! However while looking through our loot I noticed something disturbing: there were over 50 Sapphire Sisters rings found. This is very disturbing, this isn't just a fad going on in women's prisons, this is something even bigger.
Jim paid the informant and came back to me with some more information.
"Here's what I got from the bloke. He told me that Nikki and Helen are now currently living in a cottage near Aberdeen, Scotland."
"All the way up there?"
"Yep, all the bloody way up there. Anyhow they used to own a raw seafood restaraunt."
We were silent for a second then we laughed at what he just said, you got to admit it's funny that two lezbos used to own a restaurant that served raw oysters, clams, and fish.
"Well they sold it and used that money to start a new shop. Now they own a shop called For Her Eyes Only. a woman's sex shop that specialises in women's sexual products. It's located in Aberdeen's City Centre (downtown)."
"OK good, so now you got the addresses for both places, I think we are ready to go." I said with excitement.
"Actually there's more." Jim pulled out the two most recents photos of those two Clam Diggers. They look like they didn't aged that much, must be from all the Botox they were secretly taken.
"Huh?"
"Well since they're in the Witness Protection Programme they have changed their names as well."
"Really?"
"Yes, first of all Nikki Wade has changed her name to Mandana Jones."
When he said that I was trying to hold my laughter, but it was extremely hard. I mean come on, who would take the name Mandana?
"MAN…(snicker)DANA………(snicker)JONES! LOL" I couldn't stop laughing by then.
"Oi mate, What's so funny?"
I was still laughing when I told him
"The name man, the name! LOL! You could use it for The Name Game!" still laughing
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