"The Name Game? You mean that old song from Shirley Ellis?"   

I finally got a little bit of my composure back "Yeah!"   

Jim just couldn't help but laugh, then I started to laugh again.   

"Listen to this Jim, it's a slight variation of the song:"   

Mandana,   
Mandana dana bo bana   
Banana-fana fo fana   
fe-fi-mo-manda   
Mandana!   

Now both of us were laughing our asses off with this. After we finally got rid of all the laughter we had in our systems, which took a while, I told Jim to continue on.   

"You think that's weird, then listen to this one. Helen Stewart also changed her name to Simone Lahbib."   

"Lahbib? Why an Arab last name?" I asked.

"Don't know mate."   

I was looking at her photo still wondering why she would accept an Arab name as her new last name, then it hit me. I should have seen this a long time ago. The circles around her eyes that she tries to hide, the exotic wide lips of hers, the way her ears stick out, the indistinguistable shape on her nose, and the fact that she's unusually tanned for a Scot. Oh my god, Simone Lahbib is a Habib (a local word for Arabs and/or Indians in my area)! She's the daughter of a Slurpee Girl!

Since there are no 7-Elevens in the UK, let me explain to you Brits why I said that. Back in North America one common stereotype associated with Arabs and Indians, or as you Brits would call them Asians, is that they work at 7-Eleven stores since at one time most of the workers in 7-Eleven were Arabs and Indians, it's very similar to a Paki shop. That's not the case anymore they have moved up the ladder, they now work at petrol stations and doughnut shops! As well, one of the products well associated with 7-Eleven is the Slurpee, an ice slush flavoured drink that is very popular in North America, especially in Winnipeg. Thus Arabs and Indians have been called Slurpee Men/Boys and/or Slurpee Women/Girls because of their long history with 7-Eleven. I don't care what people say but Arabs and Indians are the same to me, except that Indians don't know how to make bombs.   

Now the trip to Aberdeen was getting more and more interesting. I explained to Jim why she probably took an Arab name and showed him her Arab features. Amazingly she also has some Indian features as well, weird…   

"You're bloody right mate, no wonder why she never talked about her mother at all when she was working at Larkhall. Let me prepare the weapons first and then we go out for a pint at a pub."   

"Sounds good Jim. And Jim, I'm gonna need you for this mission."   

"Jolly good mate."   

"It's time for us to straighten Bandana Jones and Simone Habib out once and for all." I said.