“Sorry about the married couple tagging along on our weekend away,” Ashley began in an apologetic tone. Ashley and I were standing by her Porsche waiting for Kyla and Aiden.

“It’s okay,” I responded. They wanted to be included since we mentioned the beach and their friend had a beach house so at least we have a place to stay, right? Ashley wrapped her arms around my waist and kissed me softly on my lips. I intensified the kiss. Ashley stopped the kiss. Do you need me to carry any beach equipment to the Porsche?

“Don’t worry about it,” stated Ashley. I’ll get to it eventually or if not I’ll trick Aiden into doing it. Ashley leaned in for another kiss.

Awhile later, Ashley and I were at the beach building a sandcastle. “I name the castle Spashley,” Ashley said. I chuckled.

“No, no, no!” yelled Aiden. The waves had filled the hole that he was digging.

“Ow!” I screamed in pain. I had gotten stung by a jellyfish. I was trying hard to take a step, but I winced in pain. Ashley put her arms on my shoulders.

“There is one thing you’re going to need to do to help stop the pain, but I don’t know if you would want to do it though,” began Ashley. One day I didn’t really have anything better to do than to watch the Discovery channel. You’re going to have pee on it, sweetie.

“Oh yeah I know what you’re talking about, sis,” Kyla responded. I think it was something in the ammonia, right?

“I watched it for like two seconds and then changed the channel so I really don’t know if that was the case,” chuckled Ashley.

“What!” I said in disbelief. You’re kidding, right, Ash? That’s disgusting.

“I know, but it was what it said on the Discovery channel,” replied Ashley. If there was another way other than peeing on yourself, I would tell you. You know that, right? I nodded.

“What?” Aiden said as he climbed out of the hole. What the hell did I miss while digging my hole?

“Spencer got stung by a jellyfish,” explained Kyla.

“Oh yeah, you do need to pee on yourself to help with the sting,” Aiden stated. That happened to me once.