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Uncivil Union – (Chapter: Talented and Free)
SPENCER:
“I’m not leaving until you talk to me, Chelsea.”
“Spencer, I’m seriously not above calling the police.”
“You wouldn’t call the police on me.”
Well, there was that one time but it involved vodka, her sculpting tools, and my first straight girl crush so I think she had some valid and necessary concern for my safety and the safety of others.
“Spence, I’ll get over the fact that you think it’s ok to lie to me, but you have to give me time.”
“Then you’ll talk to me?”
“No, then I’ll lose your number and send all the clothes of yours I still have to you via the United States Postal Service. Goodbye.”
I scowled at her through the partially open front door of her apartment. How dare she throw away years and years of friendship over something as simple as lying and general distrust.
“Chelsea, please. At least let me plead my case so I can go home and get ready for this stupid gala.”
She sighed, “What are you wearing?”
“Oh, I picked up this amazing, black Chanel dress…a total classic, with like these beautiful pair of Jimmy Choo’s.”
“Nice, are they the ones with the straps or without?”
“No, no. No straps. Because remember, I already had that pair with the straps.”
“That’s right. Those are probably the ones I was thinking of, but yeah, I remember now. How much?”
“Oh God, don’t even ask.”
“Small fortune, huh?”
“I could’ve bought a baby for the money I laid down for these shoes. Actually, I could probably purchase a couple of babies. Fuck that. I could be a regular fucking Angelina Jolie for the price of those goddamn shoes.”
“Worth every penny?”
“Worth every freaking penny.”
“Nice.”
“Yeah.”
“Goodbye.”
She tried closing the door, but luckily I have the reflexes of a caffeinated cat in a room-full of cocaine-coated mice.
“Chelsea!”
“What?”
“We just had a conversation about shoes…you know, like the old days! Doesn’t that make you think that perhaps, you’re making a huge mistake by shutting me out of your life? I’m your best friend! And yes, I can admit it. I made a mistake too. I lied to you and yes, if you hadn’t caught me red-handed, I would’ve kept lying to you. And you know what? I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. But you know what? I’m kind of in a weird place right now, Chels. I mean, I’m falling for my wife and I hate my job and everything is spiraling out of control. But the one thing I could always count on was my friendship with you. I miss you.”
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LOVE it. Whoop go Chelsea.. and yes, i think tonight should be the night :P
Great update. In case you forgot during our little hiatus, I still like vaginas.”This is going in the vault.
loved it, but considering is like 3:29am im gonna go 2 bed now PMSS :)
i like being first but i couldnt :( im sad now :( no im totaly kidding lol :) im super happy you posted :) i loved it :) and chealsea :) i cant wait for the next post to see what happens with spencer and ashley :) pms please :)
Loved loved it!! I’ve been waiting for this update…but where’s the spencer ashley interaction! Let gala night be THE night!
good to c their friendship back on, they are pretty funny, cant wait to c what happens at the gala or after…PMS!!
Where do you get those lines? ‘Cocaine covered mice’ I literally spat my juice accross the room! You are sooo funny….OK, so no Ashley but things seem to be moving forward apace….still loving every update and greedily awaiting the next!!!
aaahhh, I love this story so much.
I’m so with littledragonfly… your lines crack me up like nothing else can! fabulous! great update I’m glad chels and spence are back on and can’t wait to see if the gala will set things up for it to be ‘the night’. here’s to hoping! pms!
great update i’m glad chelsea sna spence talked and okay again. and chelsea marrying aien lol okay…. haha pms!!
i love your stories!
Loved it so much! so funny also! write more soon plz!!! :D
great great great i cant wait for the next one!!!!!!!!!!! PMS !