So as I’m curled up into a little ball on my queen size bed sulking in my depressing state, Kyla comes busting into my room saying she has a surprise for me. And knowing Kyla I’m not sure if this is a good or bad surprise.

Ashley – Ky, not right now…

Kyla – Come on Ash! You have to get out of this room!  It’s been 3 months since Lindsey broke up with you… you need to move on. And you know the best way to do that?

Ashley – What…

Kyla – Get your ass out of this bed, take a shower, and get ready because we’re going out.

Ashley – Ky I love u but I feel like shit.

Kyla – That’s exactly why you need to get out. Come on I know the perfect thing that will cheer you up. Trust me!

Ashley – Fine… but if I hate it and become even more depressed than I already am, I’m never leaving my room again.

Kyla – Yay!! I promise Ash, you will not be disappointed!

About an hour later we’re leaving our apartment and heading towards an unknown place and to say I’m slightly terrified would be an understatement.  As we pull up to the side of the street I notice we’re at some sort of club. When we get out of the car I take a closer look at the sign and notice it says Burlesque. I’ve never been to a burlesque club before but from my understanding of it, it’s basically like a strip club but classier.

Ashley – Kyla, what the hell are we doing here? If I wanted to look at naked girls I’d do it at home on my computer. It’s cheaper and a hell of a lot more convenient.

Kyla – Come on Ash, just give it a chance. I promise you’ll love it. And I might even get to introduce you to one of the dancers.

Ashley – Fine…

As we walk into the club, the sound of jazz music fills my ears. We get closer and closer to the large stage and I notice very attractive girls dancing on stage.

Kyla – So what do you think?  They’re awesome right?!

Ashley – I was thinking more along the lines of hot, sexy and fuckable, but sure we’ll go with awesome.  

 *She chuckles lightly.*

Kyla – I’m guessing you want to stay then? *She asks as she leads us to a table and we sit down.*

Ashley – Oh hell yes I do. But please tell me all of those girls up there are gay!

Kyla – Unfortunately no Ash, but I do know of one dancer up there who is gay. Oh there she is!

I follow Kyla’s finger and notice she’s pointing at this gorgeous blonde who has legs that go on forever and breasts that are so plump and perky… oh what I would do to those breasts. Kyla notices my slight trance and playfully pushes me.   

Kyla – Ash you got a little drool.

Ashley – Wha… what. *I say still trying to shake this magical trance the blonde seems to have on me. *

Kyla – Her name’s Spencer. Talented isn’t she?

Ashley – You have no idea… *I say referring to her magical powers more than her actual dancing skills. This was definitely a good surprise.*