Ashley was on the phone with Chelsea.

Chelsea:"Paula really said that?"

Ashley:"Yeah. I was really suprised at
what Jesse did."

Chelsea:"Not everyone is violent
Ashley."

Ashley:"I know…."

Chelsea:"So how is she?"

Ashley:"I don’t know."

Chelsea:"Well I’ll talk to you later.
Spongebob is on and Jaden’s sleepy."

Ashley:"Okay. See ya later."

Ashley put down her phone. She started
doing the rest of her homework. After
a couple minutes her cell phone rang.

Ashley:"Hello?"

June:"You will never guess what
just happened."

Ashley:"I dunno…did Paula get hit
by a bus?"

June:"No."

Ashley:"Darn. Okay what happened?"

June:"You know our sex ed teacher
Mr.Garrison? He’s moving to Colorado."

Ashley:"So no more sex ed?"

June:"No. Jesse is the new sex ed
teacher."

Ashley:"No way!"

June:"Yes way. She starts tomorrow."

Ashley:"O my God. This is going to
be great."

June:"Embarrassing! God Jesse is going
to do this whole thing about passing around crabs."

Ashley:"Crabs?"

June:"You do not want to know."

Ashley:"Am I going to find out?"

Jesse:"JUNE!"

June:"Gotta go. She’s going to lock
me in the basement tonight."

Ashley:"Should I call the police?"

June:"They wouldn’t get here in time."

Ashley:"I can still try. You sure?"

Jesse:"JUNE!!"

June:"I gotta go…"

Ashley:"Don’t die."

Ashley was in the front row of
the class. June sat to her left. Because Spencer was late she had
to sit next to Ashley. Aiden
had to retake the class so he sat
in the back. Kids started filling
in the rest of the seats. The bell
rang. Jesse was sitting behind her
desk. She got up and wrote her name
on the chalkboard.

Jesse:"Hello class. My name is
Miss.Tepes. Somebody tell me where
we left off."

Aiden raised his hand.

Jesse:"Yes Aiden?"

Aiden:"He was talking about STD’s.
Like the ones you get when have sex."

Jesse:"Really?"

Glen:"Yeah really."

The class broke out into silent
laughter.

Jesse:"Well that fits in with
what I’m about to tell you."

Glen:" It does?"

Jesse:"Yes. June-"

June:"Oh Lord.."

Jesse:"Tell the class about Crabs."

June:"…..crabs is a-"

Jesse:"I can’t hear you."

June"Crabs are vicious little bugs."

Jesse:"Where do they live?"

June:"….in your-"

Jesse:"I can’t hear you."

June:"They live in your pubic hair."

Ashley:"ewwwww! Dude! I did not
need to know that."

Jesse:"Yes you did."

The door to the class room opened.
Madison and Papi walked in.

Madison:"Sorry I’m late. I was-"

Jesse:"Just take a seat. Both of
you."

Madison and Papi sat behind Ashley.

Jesse:"Okay we were talking about
Crabs. Who knows how they’re spread?"

Papi raised her hand.

Papi:"Vaginaly?"

Jesse:"No. Anyone else? No one?
Well they’re spread skin to skin.
So I suggest you guys don’t rub against
each others private areas. Because
like June said,they are vicious
little bugs. They spread very easily."

The class broke out into laughter.

Madison:"Did you hear that Ashley?
You and Spencer stop sharing Crabs it’s
starting to spread."

Ashley(singing voice):"Go to heeeeeell."

June:"Hahahah."

Papi:"Chill out cuz."

Ashley:"It would be natural for you
two to be cousins. I hear evil can
run through families."

Papi:"Oh I see that patch in your
head is starting to grow."

Spencer:"Papi!"

Ashley:"I will ignore that because
I am a good student."

Jesse:"Okay class before you leave.
Tonight I want you all to study
for a test on Crabs. It’s a simple
two questions. Okay get out of here."