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    #4

    Alex: Oh I will.

    Dana: Well whats her name?

    Alex: (smiles) I love her nameits Honey.

    Dana: Honey? Honey what?

    Alex: (embarrassed) Oh. I didnt get her last name.

    Dana: Well what does she look like?

    Alex: Why are you asking me these questions?

    Dana: Because I met a Honey and Im just wondering if its the same person.

    Alex: Shes got short dark hair, very exotic looking.

    Dana: *****!

    Alex: What?!

    Dana: Oh Alex

    Alex: What?! You know her?

    Dana: (loudly) HER GIRLFRIEND, JOON, WAS THE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR THE PHOTO SHOOT CAMPAIGNHoney was there at the shoot

    Alex: Shhhhh!!

    Alexs jaw drops. She is speechless. She processes it.

    Alex: (calmly) What a *****.

    Dana is silent and in shock.

    Alex: (angrily) Thats it. Im calling her. (reaches for cell phone)

    Dana: No! (grabs phone) You cant tell her you know.

    Alex: (grabs phone) ***** that, Dana. She is not playing me.

    The phone rings. It goes to voice mail.

    Alex: (calm and collected voice) Honey? This is Alex. (angrily) TELL JOON I SAID HELLO!

    She hangs up. Both sit in silence.

    Alex: *****!

    Dana: Oh, Im sorry

    Alex: Women suck! She would get along great with my ex.

    Dana: You know that not all women are like that, Alex.

    Alex: (cynically) Ha. Prove it.

    The waiter brings their food over. Alex smiles politely as her plate is placed in front of her.

    Alex: Im not even hungry now.

    Dana: You have to eat, Alexyouve already lost too much weight.

    Alex: *sigh*

    Dana: Alex, you are in a lot of pain right now. Just slow down and just work through it.

    Alex: I know, youre right. II just felt good for a minute there and I thought I might be ok.

    Dana: You will be ok, but you have to go through this. (determined) And I—I will be there for you because you are my dear friend, ok?

    Alex: (tears) Ok. Thanks Dana. (beat) Im such a dufus.

    Dana: You are not a dufus. Why do you say these things.

    Alex: Look at me, Im a mess.

    Dana: You look at me.

    Alex looks up.

    Dana: You are beautiful, you are strong, you are talented. Whatever you put your mind to, you will do.

    Alex: But thats not how I feel right now.

    Dana: I know, but its the truth.

    Alex: (tearfully) Well I dont believe it, but thank you, Dana.

    Dana: (moves in to comfort Alex) Look, heres the plan”this weekend, we go look at some places for you. If we find something we like, Ill get the girls together and well help you move. Ok?

    Alex: (resigned and with her head down) Ok.

    Dana: (takes her index finger and lifts up Alexs chin so her head is up) Alex? Its all going to work, Ok? I know you dont know how right now, but it will. Trust me.

    Alex: Uh huh.

    Dana: Come on, lets go

    Dana throws money on the table and they leave.

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    Comments

    1. um, excuse me, but if you bothered to read the disclaimer, you would know that the character is intentionally named ALEX, based on Alex Hedison. i am not talking about ALICE. good god.

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