Alex departs to the bathroom. As she is washing her hands to leave, she peers down and notices a slim shiny silver vibrator standing on end next to the sink. Her eyes widen and she smiles, knowing Dana would be mortified if she knew she saw it.

Alex composes herself and returns to the living room, struggling not to reveal by the expression on her face what she just saw. She sits down, biting her lip, she cant look at Dana or she will start laughing.

Dana: Ready?
Alex: Mmm..hmmm

Dana starts the show. The two are sitting on the sofa, sharing one blanket. Danas cat sits on the back of the sofa. About halfway through

Dana: Mind if I pause this a minute, I gotta pee
Alex: Sure. No. Go ahead.

Dana gets up and goes to the bathroom. She turns on the light and immediately notices the vibrator next to the sink. Her eyes pop out of her head. She quickly picks up the vibrator and puts it under the sink.

In Danas head

Omigod! I cannot bee-lieve I left that out! Omigod, I know Alex saw it! Omigod- she knows I have a vibrator. Shes SEEN my vibrator.
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She finishes in the bathroom and exits. She walks slowly back to the living room trying to compose herself. Inside she is debating whether to just address it or try to ignore it.

As Dana enters the living room, Alex looks up. Seeing the look on Danas face, she bursts out laughing.

Alex: (laughing hysterically) Im sorry
Dana: (freaking out) Omigod, you have no idea, I am so mortified right nowI wanna crawl into a corner and die
Alex: (laughing) Its no big deal, Dana

Dana plops down on the sofa. Tears are streaming down Alexs face from laughing so hard.

Alex: (laughing so hard she cant speak) I…hahaIIm not laughing at the vibrator, Im laughing at your face when you walked out here!!!
Dana: What?
Alex: You were as pale as a ghost!
Dana: Well you would be too if your good friend just saw your vibrator
Alex: (wipes tears from her eyes) Aaaahhhh.thanks Dane, for the laugh
Dana: Im here for you

They resume watching the show. Alex has occasional outbursts of laughter as she has flashbacks of Danas mortified face in her head.

Fade out.